Alarms went off at 8 and Chris and and Josh went down to book the Mekong delta tour which were told the night before left at 9. It was leaving then. Since we were checking out that day we had 30 seconds to get up, pack all our stuff, get dressed and get out the hostel. We managed it in around 10 minutes as an angry Vietnamese tour guide stood at the bottom of our stairs clapping at us! We thought this timing was very impressive! Thank god there was no bus b**** ...

7am alarm :( EARLIEST MORNING YET 7:30 wake up STILL EARLIEST MORNING YET 8am after having the tour guide bang on our door for a few minutes leave the hostel - STILL EARLIEST MORNING YET! We were the last on the bus to disgust of our new friend - BUS b****! she was such a b**** on the bus hence her label - BUS b****. The b**** snapped at everything and everyone even though we had to wait ages for her husband to get on the BUS while he finished his fag. At one ...

After a bit of a lie in to catch up on our sleep we decided to head the restaurant we missed yesterday for lunch. It was INCREDIBLE! We watched Nic approach a table of Americans and begin eating their food before coming back to join us. Central market was our next stop - literally a maze of stalls and some horrific smells! At least it wasn't as bad as our toilet in phnom penh...Josh made the others follow him around for an hour trying to buy one f***ing Ralph La...

We woke up at 11:30 knowing that the bus we wanted to catch was at 1 o'clock. We therefore commenced our packing at 1:10 after watching several programmes on the discovery channel! Needless to say we missed our bus!  However, we left the hotel for lunch in high spirits to catch the 3pm bus instead. We stopped for lunch in a really nice cafe and jumped on the bus with seconds to spare with no knowledge whether or not our bags had in fact been loaded. The only cn...