Hello,

Well am still in Last Beach because it is the sort of place where the days drift by without you even realising and then you wake up ten years later still here. My days are spent relaxing in the sea, I actually clocked up five hours of watery fun in one day! The sea has been a bit choppy recently which is usually ok, but did find me stranded on top of a rock with no idea how to get back to the shore without completely shredding my legs to bits, and Abby who had already been swept ashore and was laughing at me, said at one point she could see pure terror in my eyes!

Other than that things of note should be, I killed an entire tribe of ants who had taken residence in my bathroom, I trod in some Ghecco poo and I'm probably off to Malaysia for a quick nosy about in the next few days, which should be nice!!