ah so u rooky good 2day. me and clout son are in singapore looking good for not missing our second flight. the airport is 20mins away so chopsticks crossed we will make the oz land. clout saved my life 2day and performed surgery. our days on sun bathing had taken its tole and i had a black mole and we saw a programme that black moles they bad, nothing against this african american mole but it had to go. dr clout got out his swiss instruments (swiss army...

best day ever touched the world cup! got attacked by monkeys, met the guys from west coast customs, blagged a free day in the best gym in kl and ran away from payment. morning went on aidan mc givemesometraveladvise suggestion to vistit some 'friendly monkeys' at batu caves. it turns out the friendly monkeys were on a night shift we just met the attack u whilst u walk down steps lot! clout had his shorts pulled down. i had my water stolen by one, was so thir...

Clouts birthday KL. if we were to write a cv at the end of this day we would have to put in the hobbies section 'heights' as we visited some crazy heights on this day1 KL Tower - towers are big but this was huge! bit of a cheat kinda like the kids that went on tip toes in school when getting measured cos this is built on a hill! this is huge though was originally erected to help serena williams take her hat one and off, fact! Petrona towers- u know...

KUALA LUMPUR. fear not we made it to the place they call KL dont kno why they shorten it but get with the programme this is NY in KL and KY clout, word to ur mummy! clout finally got his paparazzi hat back on and bought a camera got some classic shots for ur viewing pleasure

The Journey of Hell. it was a race against time to get to kuala lumpur for mc clouts birthday. we were in ko lanta and had a few days but even time was against us as soon as u cross the malaysian border the clocks go forward! got in 3 mini buses all wif no air con so our cologne for the day was 'sweat' pour homme. worst jouney ever kept having to change buses on the second bus me and him were put to sit with the luggage. no love for that. just as t...