Surfers paradise...........we need to have words with the mayor of this town it should be renamed. umbrella enthusiasts paradise. Rain so much rain, crazy rain we could see it coming from over the ocean and we could only run. in true micheal fish mode- we were experiencing the weather from the cyclone in cairns. on the plus side was absoultely mental ocean please be gentle in the sea. waves bigger than rick waller and jeff capes love child! karma- broth...

................we continue this tale after the suspense of the last entry. yes neighbours script writers have called and said they are interested. 2 keep u up to date our protagonists were in random town, no where lane. clout sitting shotgun in the scooby doo van with his travelling partner younger lost down said street. as i walked down the street i heard a clouterus tone shouting 'stop' to the driver. clout must have been on official U.N duties and was ma...

Brisbane. shalom, brisbane is like a nude photo of carol voderman boring but u have to have a look. me and mission impossible clout did some rock climbing.scariest moment of the trip was when i was scaling the rock face looking down to see that clout had my life in his hands as he was holding my rope!!!!!!!! not much tales to tell bout this place has got a man made beach and we went to a bar and a guy gave us his words of wise wisdom \'stay straigh...

Had a few crazy nights but this was just weird........ went out in byron bay with our flat mates, one of them the ultimate legend marco from barcalona (manweul impressions were nothing but tough crowds). he didnt speak much english but was the funniest man god had produced. the stereotypical spaniard and a half! we all went out me and clout no suprise lost each other only to find each other with clout being a passenger in a scooby do van...................

We left sydney with a funny tale, we were staying with two cockneys and one told us of a night he had dressed up as bo selecta. The guy who's name is steve was looking over his photos of his trip in thumb nails on the computer. looking over his shoulder i said oh is that ur photos from the bo selecta night.........his reply was 'no thats my nan u cheeky c*** . Oh we laughed so much a little wee came out. Byron bay; (Surfer town). Our webbed feet a...