the sun is setting on our time in thailand. the craziest day to see us off though. left our beloved phi phi for ko lanta got picked up from the pier by a scooter taxi yes a scooter so us 2 with bags in a side car on a scooter! we are staying in basra bungalows i tell thee equipped with the finest cobweb wall paper and bamboo for windows. this was planned to be our one quiet night where we would just pay 2 get to malaysia and leave this thai land ...

grand theft towel continues as we keep losing then gaining new towels. new game at the moment is to walk into a posh resort simply to steal a new towel. went to 'the beach' where they filmed the beach. we went on a boat trip with the best entertainment on board- chi guy falling asleep cross legged his head was falling forward we videoed it.

in the blue corner hailing from wales (dont be fooled by his sweedish looks he is actually a welsh) dangerous clout 'the clout' with 10 wins and 82 knock outs by various russians named vodka. in the red corner 'the native' thai guy, trade mark move the cigarette throw. we are still on phi phi and went to enjoy a beverage last eve when a thai guy walked into myself we walked on but the thai guy was like a plane spotter in greece he was looking for troub...

PHI PHI. just imagine barry island going on a make over show full face lift, tummy tuck and chavo sucksion and u got phi phi. the clearest sea u ever did see. crazy place where some good tales have gone down. i saw a shark when we went diving at shark point this place is just like jaw's living room. clout didnt swim all the way i went on with this sweed dude. a shark just came out from beneath us and before i wave my finger at the sea predato...

Ko phi phi hit by one disaster and now hit by another in the shape of mouiser clout! we got the ferry to phi phi and all the bags are on the deck. el capataino clout goes to get his bag and drops it overboard into the ocean! he had to jump off the side to save it! so funny he did in front off the onwacthing crowd. we no longer have his camera as it was a victim to the wet ocean! it doesnt end there for all u clout fans, influenced by the bill broke...