check check check ur self before u wreck ur self homes we is on the west side! we are on the beaches where they filmed the beach u know the film. picture back if u will to james bond and the stump of a man nik nak ('mr scaramanga') well ne way its like that. staying at a beach where u can only get to by boat suppose by kayak or pedallo as well but we came by boat. been doing things that will give our mothers a few more sleepless nights- touc...

how ironic we are island hopping literally still got the gammy foot. in ko samui, sex pest capital of the world not including a touch of class crewys road proud winner of the trophy last year. there are so many old dudes with young thai birds its shocking. steve u will be gald to hear i rose above it and sat out the jet skis clout mc sprout went it alone. my medical freind list grows by the day i tell thee, i go to the doctors for my daily fo...

still keeping michael burke in a job with the 999 recontructions my foot is fudged royally. its infected up to my knee. broke my toe and fractured my foot. im on some crazy pills claus has sun burn hard and just walked into our fan knocking the whole sabang down with his head. we are on an amazing beach bungalow with an island u can jesus walk across water to its sunny and sweet as a coconut. hows the pub quiz team going? ne banter back at home?...

Full moon party: 3000 people on a beach living it up till sun rise- c*** on. sipping through an industrial sized straw into an ocean of concockted sprirts held in a bucket we vetured onto the beach. it had been monsooning hard all week so it was amazing that it cleared for the beach party. we bought glow in the dark paint, claus took the brunt of that with abuse of other nations and a c*** on his face. we spread the party with the paint to pas...

13 DAYS IN, IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN................... For all you scab fans we have some beauties for u. When u have a wet dirt road, fast bikes and sergant stop clouter behind the wheel you have a recipe for disaster. So we are riding around the island with two ozzie dudes we are staying with. Wind in our hair with golden beaches accompanying us along the road. Peace and traquilty on the island is halted as martyn schumaccker clouter stops dead in the ...