Crumbs.................moonshine! never accept moonshine home made whiskey from a villager let me tell you me and my associate mousier clout tryed it and we are royal messes today. in top of the pops of hangovers we may have a new entry friends. clout was an early casualty to this thai home made whiskey he had to go home early saying 'i am schnitzled!'. fear not tho as last night was not a complete tradegy we found that some ozzies do actually dri...

day 3- still unreal we are alive, is 50kms away and they dont use nokias to communicate they use ak 47's, the white man is as popular there as micheal barrymore at a pool party! we got our first bit thai lady action last nite the villager put on a show a little girl winked away at us, 400 baht later she is now in my bag practicing her dance awaiting life in wales. last day rafting on bamboo rafts. able seamen clouter, young and quebec's finest d...

day 2- still happy camping. we are all on the same get fit quick hollywood exerice of thai toilet training. pam anderson, keira knightley, ruby wax, celine dion all swear by it. it consists of squatting over a hole countless times really building the legs. the toiltes werent all that and a bag of potatoe chips in the villages. After clout took out one of the guides by slipping down a mud track we finally ended up at the waterfalls. we all had ...

Sunday- Hello zports fans il be your host 2nite Iam the french adventurer Toulose Le Trek. Our Chuckle brothers arrived in Chang mai zis u already know. They survived a day on their hired scooters in the mental traffic, where; over, under taking, shunting and horn blowing is law. They headed up the mountain road and found a Mahoosive Temple. Our travellers met 'linda' the crayon painting thai who must have been magnetic cos she stuck to them all t...

Narrated by N, Young but most importantly inspired by the writings of the great Claude Bottom author of 'A Failed Lion Tamer' and Maude De Merryer author of the must read 'How to throw a dinner party'. Are u sitting comfortably then let me begin.......... We are in Chang Mai up in the North, its kinda like the UK's north accept the geordie lasses. We just come off the 12 hour train. The train had bunk bed seats which was nuts. Opposite us was ince...