Crumbs.................moonshine! never accept moonshine home made whiskey from a villager let me tell you me and my associate mousier clout tryed it and we are royal messes today. in top of the pops of hangovers we may have a new entry friends. clout was an early casualty to this thai home made whiskey he had to go home early saying 'i am schnitzled!'. fear not tho as last night was not a complete tradegy we found that some ozzies do actually drive 'utes' and do say u flaming gala. last night was bananas a second couple of ozzie dudes fell and are suffering today from going out with us mugs. the pair of kangaroo sniffers were set to go for a few with us but ended up messes on toast just as we were. we are on the island awaiting the full moon party which we have been informed is not actually a large thai man with his pants down mooning the crowds. sadly its raining hard and we are stuck in doors nursing the biggest hangover created by a thai villager. the beaches are gangster! i must leave this narrating post as i can taste that moonshine untill later my friends. we are getting speed boats. amen