Narrated by N, Young but most importantly inspired by the writings of the great Claude Bottom author of 'A Failed Lion Tamer' and Maude De Merryer author of the must read 'How to throw a dinner party'. Are u sitting comfortably then let me begin.......... We are in Chang Mai up in the North, its kinda like the UK's north accept the geordie lasses. We just come off the 12 hour train. The train had bunk bed seats which was nuts. Opposite us was incest central a mum a son slept in the same little bunk bed and were a bit to close for our liking. Our sleep count is off the hook we havent slept properly since the UK, think i have counted all the sheep in Wales. To keep u up 2 date this is what happened over past few days in BANGKOK........ Had our first running away with heavy bags incident we, ran away from the israeli guesthouse we had checked into. Dont ask how we ended up in there but they werent too happy with scandanavian clout entering. My light blew up in my eye which clout loved. Went to the grand palace saw alot of sex tourists gary glitter types. Fink i may have rabies woman threw bird seed at me cos i would buy from her and about 3000 pigeons scrammed and pecked me. Clout went black market and bout a watch so he is like funk master flash with his timing. time running out speak later...................