Narrated splendidly by master n, young. And so it begins, sunlight cuts through the closed curtain to awake me. I look to my left in search of my travel companion for sum answers about the night before, alas he is not there. a neatly made bed is all i can see, i head to the bathroom to wash away last night to find clout asleep on the bathroom floor with hand towel for a pillow...... bangkok adventure in brief.. arrived went straight out in search of 50p beer got ripped off big time by thai resturant owner who promised amazing viagra fish for cheap prices. we ended up with a stiff neck and an empty wallet. went to kho sang road, a strip for tourists with a mile of bars got hustled by a 10 year old in a thumb war met two ozzies, one had a mate who played drews cousin in neighbours got razzled called a ginger canadian over to but him a drink and made him pay for it when it came he said 'wot r u aboot!' bought drinks for all the staff in one bar it was like christmas for them, jim the boss was pissed as he was left with pissed up bar staff dont know how we got back woke up at 4pm today went to china town saw sum craziness got a thai massage clout made a sex noise in a crowed massage room i couldnt stop laughing saw an elephant in the street