The Journey of Hell. it was a race against time to get to kuala lumpur for mc clouts birthday. we were in ko lanta and had a few days but even time was against us as soon as u cross the malaysian border the clocks go forward! got in 3 mini buses all wif no air con so our cologne for the day was 'sweat' pour homme. worst jouney ever kept having to change buses on the second bus me and him were put to sit with the luggage. no love for that. just as the day could get no worse as quick as u could say 'have a butchers at me apples and pears' we had a bus full of cockney gangsters on our hands. i had to sit between 'gums', and his mate 'dangerous' the first thing they welcomed us onto the bus with was, 'fall asleep and il cut ur hair off son'. lovely bunch of gents. gums got his name sadly not from his skilled dentistry skills but the fact he no front teeth cos he had a motor bike crash. we said 'so ur very unlucky then?' he replied na just pissed as a c*** we finally ended up in Penang and got a curry served on a leaf crazy times. got up to a new bus to take us to clouters birthday town kuala Lumpar