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"Excuse me young travellers, would you like to see a show for free while you are here in Vegas?"
Oh yes please cried the budget conscious pair, we'd love to something for free.
Excellent said the salesman, let me take every single personal detail for both of you along with copies of your credit cards and passports. Ok, said the enthusiastic young freebie hunters.
All you have to do is come and have a look at our resort in the morning, have breakfast with us, and then we'll give you two free tickets to Mama Mia, $25 worth of food vouchers and $25 worth of gambling vouchers, and you don't even have to buy anything.
It's a deal cried the the couple and skipped off delighted at their luck.
Next morning, after a tour of a lovely resort the couple are ushered into the breakfast area, and lo and behold there are hundreds of other couples in the same room....... they start to think that they are joining a cult....no it is much worse for the young couple.... TIME SHARE!!!!!!!!!
The couple sit politely and listen to their salesperson tell them they are perfect for time share ( suprise suprise)
The salesman goes away to give them a minutes thinking time, the young girl turns to her husband, "stay strong, keep saying no and think of the free show", the husband agrees.
No, no thank you, nein, nope, nuh they kept on saying it, the salesman comes back with a deal half the price, the girl is busy thinking about what she will wear to mama mia......she turns to roll her eyes at the boy..... OH MY GOD, he's nodding, he's agreeing, he's going to cave and buy a Vegas timeshare!! The girl envisions a life of slot machines for breakfast and a blue rinse.
She has to put on her very cross face and give off very negative body language, phew crisis averted and they escape minus a time share and with all their promised treats.
The young travellers give themselves a great big pat on the back as they enjoy dinner, a show and some gambling for free. They agree that they will listen to time share talks everywhere they go!!!!
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