Saturday 15th Jan

Well, we eventually made it to the hotel which is 15 minutes from terminal 3 in a lovely place called 'Slough'. Put it this way, it's a local place for local people with nothing to do there. You can understand why Ricky Gervais set 'The Office' there because it's a complete and utter s***ehole. We had a lovely sausage and chips for tea and the highlight of our night was to watch an obituary on the late Pete Postlewaite. It would be fair to say that 'Slough' is the gateway to the world.

p.s. the blogging starts properly tomorrow so beware.