Days 26 and 27 - Thats not a knife... That's a spoon! Day 26 begins with an early morning because everyone in our room has to check out so we can move rooms! This is a massive pain in the arse!! Oh well, we make the best of it and go down to the pool to top our tans up! We get chatting to a few people all day, sink a few pints and have a cracking, properly chilled out day! We decided that since we're doing a trip called 'Uncle Brian's' tomorrow, we're to have a ...

Days 24 and 25 - Call that a knife... THIS is a knife! Day 24 begins with another unwelcome early wake up call from housekeeping!! They really don't take into account that just about everyone in this hostel is going to be hanging out of their arses! I wasn't, because yet again as you've probably read I was on the goon the night before and I woke up drunk again!! Tom, Carla, Dickie and Roel are up and they fancy heading down to the lagoon (outdoor public swimmin...

Days 22 and 23 - 900 dollery-doos!!? Say the title in a strong Aussie accent and it'll be funny! Day 22 begins with an unwelcome early morning because half the dorm are checking out, they're all up at 9 to check out by 10! Doesn't bother me too much because I'm definitely still drunk! This 'goon' stuff is lethal!!! They all leave the room and I get a bit more sleep! I get up after a couple hours more sleep and head out to try and book my skydiving... On top of ...

Days 20 and 21 - You better run, you better take cover!! Day 20 begins with a bit of a sore head... I wake up at 1pm after not getting to sleep until 4, so I've got to cram a few things in, in quite a short amount of time today! I go for a wander down to the lagoon, which is a public swimming area on the sea front! I get a text from Liam the lad from the hostel in Darwin asking to go for a pint, so I meet him at the lagoon and we head back into town to pj o'bria...

Days 18 and 19 - Can you hear, can you hear the thunder!? Day 18 begins with an early check out time in the hostel at 10am. My flight isn't until 19:55pm so I've got to store my bags in the rather unsecured luggage room all day, I've not left any valuables in the bags so this isn't a problem, all they'll find is smelly shoes... I go down to the pool bar area to sit around drinking water to nurse the slight hangover from the night before! Eventually Anthony the I...