Please come home Kid as I have run out of Marmite!
Mike
You'll get more than f***ing banter if you keep on about that football result! We was robbed (unusual to be robbed OUTside of Liverpool, admittedly) and we probably felt sorry for you - what with your inexorable (look who's found a Thesaurus) slide towards division 2, and eventually the Thameside leagues. Have you rubbed up against any more soap stars yet (thinking about that Hayley bird from Home and Away if you get a chance!)
Alison
'Bout bloody time too Parker. You've been studiously ignoring us for so long I reckon the most likely reason for lack of abuse is caused by lack of interest from you :o) hee hee, love ya really. If you're anywhere near England next Friday evening there's going to be a get together of all sorts of YDC-ers - don't say you've not been invited.
I've just been to Majorca (please pronounce the full on j for true Brit abroad stylie) which was lovely and warm but far too many women in velour tracksuits with big baby bellies. Anyway, had a fab time and a fab villa and REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wish I was there now.
A bientôt mon ami
Neil
Hello All, still alive and enjoying myself. Good to see the Palace beating the Pool, I think that it also means that they are worse than Brighton as we lost to them. It has been a long time since any abuse or banter has appeared on this board so if you could all sort it out that would be great! Take care
Patotp
Hi Neil, hope it's going ok down there. See you in Cardiff for the play-offs!!
Pat
Alison
Was on a bus in Brighton last night surrounded by very happy Seagulls fans - sorry! But had some cherry beer and it made me think of your leaving do :o) Trying to persuade Caroline to start planning hers to make sure it's a good'un but I'm not sure she's convinced she wants to do anything more than head to The Swan.
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Alison
Just checked on the pictures, it must be such a struggle for you guys to keep going to new and inneresting places ;o) Anyway, wanted to find out if the Bourbon & Beefsteak restaurant is still going in Kings Cross? Also, is Bondi Beach still covered in bits of syringe and condoms? Are you going to Kangaroo Island to feed the little Joeys? Watch out for those seals if you do, they're damn quick when they decide to chase you!
Alison
OI!
PARKER!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Satchel Man
owwww, it's gay satchel man here. None of you will know me except passengers waiting at Guildford station at 2330 who saw me comically trying to attack people. I had my little gay satchel, my gay mullet like david hasslehoff (known now as "the hoff") and then my gay voice..."oowwww, who are you talking to. i will hit you very hard in the head owww". Man in red with folding camping chair looked hard, but he said to me "your carrot cake is burning mate". owwww, 'me carrot cake...and i ran. Meanwhile on platform 1, fat girl friend holding my bike is screaming and shouting like most women often do. Shut it pig wiler i thought...as my dreams drifted to going to sleep and sucking on a nice fat juicy cock.
Terry Winstons Brother
I also work for british rail and I believe that I have finally tracked down the boy in the blue and white tshirt that abused me over the information service at surbiton station. I have seen his photo on this website but I have yet to determine whether he is Stick or Fat and Thin. Rest assured I will find out and justice will provail!
Terry Winston
Hi there, Terry here. Only a select few know me, but I sell train tickets at Surbiton. For those who want groupsave (4 tickets for the price of 2) do not ask me. Want to know why...i tell you why.....i do not know what you are talking about my friend. I press keys on my PDA as slowly as a snail slides up a plant. "The train has arrived" shouts phiiiiillllll, alas I take so long you missed it. Oh by the way, i charge you...my friend....for 4 full price returns because i do not understand "groupsave". You go and speak to the "information" machine on the platform...they tell you why! beeeeep - "hello information". Tell me about groupsave please. "i cannot, ask ticket office". Surely you are information click (they hang up). 20 minute wait for refund...no refund...refund...no refund...refund (make up your mind, fat woman at ticket desk). Oh, by the way, you missed another train! Get back to platform...train number 3 cancelled. ha ha ha, I am Terry, I am a stupid cock. I do not speak english as my first language is umbogo, but groupsave is my favourite word. reminds me of paradise. You catch 4th train, that is my advice...then chnage onto 5th train for guildford. p.s I also was in that james bond film with a false arm and doing all sorts of vodoo. I use vodoo when i sell the tickets, the miracle of 2 for the price of 4 or 4 for the price of 2. My friend, i forget my thought process. Here, 4 tickets for £24.80 - i make it simple. o o o o o o