Happy Christmas & Happy New Year Neil & Bearded Kid (but not to Arsenal!) & to everyone else!

Who is this "Dom" you speak of? Any relation to KP2?

I'll try and do more expletive deletives like you Dom! At least I don't have Tourettes syndrome in Sainsbury's at the check out!

Silence Brains!

Brains, your message does not conform to UBM standards. You are now banned.

Why are all your friends drunk or insane Neil? Makes you and Kid seem quite normal! Well almost, as you seem to attract the over 35's and are turning into Collars allah allah,waggledance, tequila slammers and maybe mead later this week!

uggu b*****, you bunch of c*** , dont take this piss out of me, especially when using foul words such as s*** f*** and c*** I will not have you using my name in vain as i am Terry "c*** quot; Winston! good bye.

oooooo the rsult of the word wrap fix is f***ing c*** ng mother f***er s*** w*** b******s fanny penis balls poo suck my ass bum f*** word censorship. is this allower, is this allowed, i like your automatic * replacement c*** i like it, i like it...just like i like licking c*** .

Word wrap, word wrap boy *WHOOOOSHHHHH* as the Coat of number 13 vanishes into invisibility, just like the H2o in Surbiton, where you submerge crockery and it vanishes.....ooooo o o o o o o o o there's something in the water and it is magic, it can make your clothes vanish, as well as china too...la la la la la la la....i like it when there's a complaint as you feel like a saint, word wrap lovely word wrap, you know it makes sense in the browser. Kid you are a chunky bronzed hunky c*** monkey, but when we see you next you'll soon be mighty thin la la la....my name is neiiiiil my name is neiiiilllll, dont wear my clothes you ex number 13 shaven headed thug la la la

Seeing as nobody else is keeping you informed (or would you prefer "abreast") of life in yogurt land, next week's Christmas Party has "Entente Cordiale" as it's theme. Gee, I bet you wish you were here for that. Oh and Perfik is now hitched and has been lounging around in the Maldives for far too long. And, finally, I agree, it probably was Brighton fans who wrote off the car - they're just wild and crazeeee people - must be all that salty sea air methinks.

My car (Harry!) was not a Palace fan though. He was actually a Wimbledon fan! His hero was Harry Bassett!

Hello, my name is Neil Clothes. I consist mainly of brands such a GAP, NEXT, BOSS and TOMMY. They all sound like mens names, except GAP which is some kind of hole and NEXT is a bit like "I like your statement, but then i went next door". Anyway, despite the fact I am Neils - i am actually KP2's. Remember, there are only 2 kevin parkers. Well KP2 has stolen me from number 13, worn me every day and even done the occasional follow through. Now, i know you agree that this state of affairs is somewhat distressing, but you cannot, expose, private people to such an unbelievable affair - a mafia affair. Riiiight, a last word will have yet to be said by the CID. Neils Clothes.