Fizz, my car is no longer for sale I am afraid! I am glad that your car died for Palace and not Spurs! I bet it was some Brighton fans!!
Fizz
Sad News: - in loving memory of Harry the Honda!
Did you hear my car's hooter on your answerphone when Kev and I were celebrating Palace beating the Seaweed on Sunday? Unfortunately that is the last time it will be heard my car was written off today. It was wrecked on Sunday evening/Monday morning probably by joy riders. Harry's final journey to the Seaweed game was a memorable one. This great car died for Palace! :-(
PS: Is your car still for sale?
Fizz
I think yourself and Bearded Kid are Lord Shakespeare?s due to your Travel Updates!
Not Kev
Please disperse
Neil
Fizness, I think after that wondeful piece of writing you should be a lord to. I now name you Lord Shakespear Fizness
Fizz
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I am most grateful that Lord Neil's brother, Lord Kevin Parker, has got me a ticket for tomorrow's Crystal Palace v Brighton game. In recognition of this achievement I have awarded Lord Kevin an additional title. He will now also be known as the Duke of South Norwood. Please join me in wishing him my sincerest congratulations. Well done Kevin.
Fizz
Hello Skippy! - I am sorry to hear about the demise of Bilbao. I love Bilbao even though I am a Real Mallorca fan!
N77 Vader
Hello, My name is N77 Vader, also known as "evil cloaked undercover bus inspector". I frequent the N77 in the early hours of the morning, looking for suspects to push off the bus. I'm almost invisible, with my cloak and comedy hat, but no one sees me until it's too late. Not even the bus driver using the panic button (using the force) or door breaking hooligans can stop me. There is only one thing that can, and it's a scanky crippled homeless repetitive tosser, he utters "that's criminal damage mate" and points his double aluminium light sabres at me. Evil flea's jumping from his beard into attack formation. Somehow his pearcing eyes, attack trained fleas, repetivive "i heard you the first time c*** quot; phrase. His ability to convert normal law abiding Nazi Daily Mail readers even to comment means he commands an awesome army of loyal subjects. In this scenario, it's time for an escape into the darkness...cape blowing in the wind and a lynch mob in hot pursuit. o o o o o
Fizz
I think Mike took my stereo as he is a Liverpool fan!
Neil
Mike - I wasnt going to mention football results as I was till hiding after losing to brighton!! I think that there is nothing more skilled than robbing a scouser so it must have been a good result!
Alison - How could I ever ignore you, especially when I can still hear you on the otherside of the world!! ha ha!
Fizz - Who took your stereo?
Mother - Benjamin said that he will send some people round with the marmite!
Still going well and made it all the way through the middle to darwin, so only the east coast left to do in Oz. Its going very fast now!!!
Kids(Bens)Old Man
FROM PERTH TO SYDNEY,FROM SYDNEY TO CANBERRA,FROM CANBERRA TO MELBOURNE,FROM MELBOURNE TO HOBART,FROM HOBART TO MELBOURNE (AGAIN) ,FROM MELBOURNE TO ADELAIDE,FROM ADELAIDE TO ALICE SPRINGS,FROM ALICE SPRINGS TO DARWIN,FROM DARWIN TO CAIRNS,FROM CAIRNS TO BRISBANE,FROM BRISBAINE TO SYDNEY.WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR TIME IN OZ BEFORE CROSSING TO NEW ZEALAND