I Spy China

Babies with squares cut out of their pants to save precious second when it comes to toilet time = 4

Toilets with toilet roll = 0 (Claire thought she had found one but it turned out to be a sanitary towel stuck to the wall)

Car crashes = 1 (and that was in Hong Kong!)

People who have taken our photographs at random = 4

People who have asked permission and told me that I was cool before taking a photo = 1

People who have video taped us for more than 1 minute = 2

Use of the 'n' word = 73 (although we found our that it's Chinese meaning has nothing to do with anything racialist)

Wonders of the world visited = 1

Self Proclaimed 8th wonders visited = 1

English people we have met in China = 2

People pissing in the streets in broad daylight = 4

Number of people who have spent more than ten seconds hocking their lungs before depositing an oyster on the floor = 18

Hockles in general = 913

Number of times we have had a shadow = 2

Number of tailors offering to make me a suit = 9

Clean toilets = 1

People who have not stared at us = 11

The amount of cigarettes you can smoke for the price of 20 back home = 300

Number of market stalls selling deep fried scorpion = 1

Number of dogs eaten = 0

Number of Irish bars = 6

People spitting indoors = 12

Tigers paws complete with ligaments on sale in nanning = 13

Crocodiles on market stalls split in 2 = 1

Dragons dancing = 2

Different types of Soy Sauce in a supermarket = 432