Alicante, Spain
We are in Alicante for two nights, and initially see a beautiful beach, port and a big castle on a hill (Is it normal for every city to have a castle? Come on Sydney!)
On closer inspection this town is really full of retirees with their boobs out. Fluro g-strings and tanned saggy t*** galore. Both men and women.
Our hostel was the strangest we have seen. I don't even know how to describe it. Very old and dirty and a little creepy. There were bras, undies ...