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We are in Alicante for two nights, and initially see a beautiful beach, port and a big castle on a hill (Is it normal for every city to have a castle? Come on Sydney!)
On closer inspection this town is really full of retirees with their boobs out. Fluro g-strings and tanned saggy t*** galore. Both men and women.
Our hostel was the strangest we have seen. I don't even know how to describe it. Very old and dirty and a little creepy. There were bras, undies and swimmers hanging everywhere in the garden… and the owner must have had arthritis because he never buttoned up his Hawaiian shirts. So yes, we spent a lot of time on the beach, and climbed to the top of the castle for a beautiful picnic watching the sunset and panorama view of the sparkling city at night. Had to stop myself from singing "Im the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal".. haha
We explored the castle after dark, and with real dungeons and torture chambers and a cemetery. Spooky! But not as spooky as our hostel room.. when the lights go off, there is a message in glow in the dark paint "Ole"….. weird.
Couldnt get to Barcelona quick enough.
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