Escaping a 700 Kwacha bill, we left for Nkhotakota after just three hours sleep. Walking to the bus station with our bags on was the first time I had done so since we've left and it was an absolute mission! Shoulders were caning! Forgot to say, I got in trouble for having my shirt off again as the day before a policeman stopped me in my tracks. I don't want to sweat and smell though do I?! So when I get the chance off the bad boy comes! A painful three-hour bu...

Escaping a 700 Kwacha bill, we left for Nkhotakota after just three hours sleep. Walking to the bus station with our bags on was the first time I had done so since we've left and it was an absolute mission! Shoulders were caning! Forgot to say, I got in trouble for having my shirt off again as the day before a policeman stopped me in my tracks. I don't want to sweat and smell though do I?! So when I get the chance off the bad boy comes! A painful three-hour bu...

26/11/2010 Jack and I began the day with peanut butter sandwiches and crisps before a trip to Lilongwe's huge market to find items for a 'Pimp party' for one of the camp's workers (Brian). I haggled a local from like 900 to 500 for a cool 50 Cent-like cap and Jack bought a pink bandana (which he then pussyed out of wearing). As seen as we had done very little in Lilongwe, we caught a bus to Lilongwe Wildlife Centre where we encountered Nile crocs, a lion, leop...

Woke up fully clothed, found more Mozzy bites and discovered I had run-up a small bar tab for billtong and a beer or two....(billtong is like dried meat kind of beef jerky stuff for those that dunno!) Jack and I went to town again and nailed some soft drinks which I needed bad. 3 Fantas cost about a pound. We embarked on our daily shop buying watermelon, mangoes, bananas, margerine and bread, with peanut butter and corned beef (two things that I have never tri...

We were the last people up in our dorm around 9ish and woke up to another s***ty weather day in Lilongwe. We found out that we were in the middle of rainy season.... Jack and I popped to the town again, winding in and out of some terrible traffic on our way to buying ourselves a budget lunch of chicken and ham paste, tuna and a loaf of bread. Tried a Cadbury's Mint Crisp bar but it simply wasn't the same. This time I didn't c*** up at the cashpoint and got 20,00...