Lil Al Hi Uncle Tom Wassappinin New york ? Which friday you back ? See you soon. Lookin forward to the vids.Are you lookin forward to comin back ?Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Love Alex xxx

Little Al Hey Uncle Tom. I wish I could go around the world like you but i don't want to spend all my money like you. I liked reading about the bungee jumping man but I don't think I could do that. Well maybe just a little one.Bye Bro. Later !! Lil Al xxxx

Ruth Hey there Tom! i still dont know what to write about but i thought it was about time really! so Hey! obviously you are having a fab time so no need to ask about that... hmmm carry on :).... see i still have nowt to say but i have been reading your journal.... see you in the pub when you get back! x

swmbo Sorry james but he has gone and bungy jumped. The fool!!!! Ispose he sent you the Ecard with horrifying photo.

jamesy boy mate dont do any of that crazy s*** without me...we will do it next summer.........u better not cum home with the bungee jumping ticked off your list!!!!!!!!!!! Later Tally Ho

jamesy boy f*** ME. Howz it all goin ma shizla??? Just sat down and watched a bit of richard and judy on the telly and u neva guess who i saw?? Do u remember our nite out in fallowfield with Dougy and his bird and her mates.....well u know the anti- chirst one who was seriously hot but was as interesting as a scrotum and kept hitting me and throwing my kebab at you...BREATHE..well she was f***ing on it....apparently she is the next big british supermodel following after kate moss or summit and shes gonna be dead famous.......b****....I think Hitler deserved to take over the world more than she deserves to be a supermodel ...CockWanglep**** ....Is mongering a swear word??? LATER TALLY

swmbo Hey have you got writers block? Just when I can finally access a computer that works and I can work it (!!!) the story stops. The only thing I can do is use my vivid imagination-and that can be dangerous. Keep on having fun

steffie yay totally love that i'm spreding the joy of timtams!!!!!! the double coat ones are by far the bestest!! (blue wrapper!!) just panicked cos we're off to Nz on friday - i hope they have tim tams there!!!!! glad to hear you're having fun babba miss you xxxxxxx oh and ps how bloody gay is it that the Ozzies get a day off for HMs bloody birhtday and we dont - shes our flippin monarch!!!!! lol kisses

big sis sue Hey Big Bro. Lovin the journal. Pity you missed out the x rated bits. Finkin maybe you're keepin a secret journo to be seen only by the chosen ones. Hope Im one.Won't tell H, honest ! More pics of you please. I'm avin day off today " on the sick " haha. Loadsa reports to write and fab weather. Nuff said ! Byeee for now. Sue xxx

Tom Thanks for the messages guys +galz. My rents are loving the 'teen speek' lol. Can anyone find a swear word that they don't turn into ******? Tomx

Jamesy Boy ha.all the f***ing swear words are expleted.f*** s*** c***

Jamesy Boy broke the f***ing trampoline, jumping off the roof.i was pissed, so i dont even remeber doing it.f*** sake.oh yeah. hows the voyage of discovery. have you found a treasure map or more importantly have you found the treasure on the treasure map.hmm to many sylables - how do you spell that?

Sar hey c'tain, loving your travel log - absolutely loving it! Very envious of your travels, sounds amazing and I would have paid to see you on stage doing that stuff, you'll have to fill me in properly when you're back ;) Hope you continue having a wicked time and send me postcards! How is the newspaper collecting going? xxx

Rob Greetings Langrish, Glad to hear you are having an awesome time so far on your travels; long may it continue! Hope you are having a great time in Australia, even if you do insist on wasting a day by visiting Ramsey Street. The best advice I can give you from my travels, is that if you are aiming to acquire bronzed skin, without the application of fake tan, allow yourself to get sunburnt and then apply aftersun in the evening-it works a reet treat! Take care, Rob

Dadzo Hi Tom. When I waz teenkid, furthest I got was Austria - by steam train! Home is like mouse quiet zone wiv no SHWAMBO/TOM shoutings. Only excitement was cat in kitchen wearing part of cat flap round tum - like a corset. Don't do anything that I wouldn't do or should it be would do. Luv.