Hi Uncle Tom Wassappinin New york ? Which friday you back ? See you soon. Lookin forward to the vids.Are you lookin forward to comin back ?Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Love Alex xxx

Hey Uncle Tom. I wish I could go around the world like you but i don't want to spend all my money like you. I liked reading about the bungee jumping man but I don't think I could do that. Well maybe just a little one.Bye Bro. Later !! Lil Al xxxx

Hey there Tom! i still dont know what to write about but i thought it was about time really! so Hey! obviously you are having a fab time so no need to ask about that... hmmm carry on :).... see i still have nowt to say but i have been reading your journal.... see you in the pub when you get back! x

Sorry james but he has gone and bungy jumped. The fool!!!! Ispose he sent you the Ecard with horrifying photo.

mate dont do any of that crazy s*** without me...we will do it next summer.........u better not cum home with the bungee jumping ticked off your list!!!!!!!!!!!

Later

Tally Ho

f*** ME. Howz it all goin ma shizla??? Just sat down and watched a bit of richard and judy on the telly and u neva guess who i saw?? Do u remember our nite out in fallowfield with Dougy and his bird and her mates.....well u know the anti- chirst one who was seriously hot but was as interesting as a scrotum and kept hitting me and throwing my kebab at you...BREATHE..well she was f***ing on it....apparently she is the next big british supermodel following after kate moss or summit and shes gonna be dead famous.......b****....I think Hitler deserved to take over the world more than she deserves to be a supermodel ...CockWanglep**** ....Is mongering a swear word???

LATER

TALLY

Hey have you got writers block? Just when I can finally access a computer that works and I can work it (!!!) the story stops. The only thing I can do is use my vivid imagination-and that can be dangerous. Keep on having fun

yay totally love that i'm spreding the joy of timtams!!!!!! the double coat ones are by far the bestest!! (blue wrapper!!) just panicked cos we're off to Nz on friday - i hope they have tim tams there!!!!! glad to hear you're having fun babba miss you xxxxxxx oh and ps how bloody gay is it that the Ozzies get a day off for HMs bloody birhtday and we dont - shes our flippin monarch!!!!! lol kisses

Hey Big Bro. Lovin the journal. Pity you missed out the x rated bits.
Finkin maybe you're keepin a secret journo to be seen only by the chosen ones. Hope Im one.Won't tell H, honest ! More pics of you please. I'm avin day off today " on the sick " haha. Loadsa reports to write and fab weather. Nuff said ! Byeee for now. Sue xxx

Thanks for the messages guys +galz. My rents are loving the 'teen speek' lol. Can anyone find a swear word that they don't turn into ******? Tomx

ha.all the f***ing swear words are expleted.f*** s*** c***

broke the f***ing trampoline, jumping off the roof.i was pissed, so i dont even remeber doing it.f*** sake.oh yeah. hows the voyage of discovery. have you found a treasure map or more importantly have you found the treasure on the treasure map.hmm to many sylables - how do you spell that?