
Mozambique, Mozambique
I have been having a w*** time recently, involving my being an illegalimmigrant in two countries, nearly being deported from one and havingto bribe police. I left Malawi on a lake ferry getting stamped out onthe malawian side, intending to get a visa on arrival on themozambiqan side, which the immigration officer assured me I could do.On arrival it became apparant that I couldn't and that I would have tocarry on to the next stop, a malawian island, from where I c...