Bed bugs, evil horrible nasty little things. Imagine a little blood sucking spider about 6 millimetres across, crawling up your body at around three in the morning while you sleep. Being drawn to you by the Co2 in your breath, and feasting on you as it crawls up your body heading towards your face. That's what I've been putting up with for the last month and a half since I moved into my new flat. We've finally managed to convince the landlord to get in a pest control company to deal with the problem so now I've got to wash every piece of clothing that I own and stay away from the flat for the next 3-4 hours while the spray they use dissipates. Fun eh!?! So how's life in your neck of the woods? I'm hoping that you're still doing your best to stay in trouble. Lets face it, the worlds so much more fun when you cause a little mayhem. Thinking of a little mayhem try this on for size….. Just in case you don't already know, I just found out that I'm married!!! That's right, married and apparently have been for the last four years with out even knowing it!!! Turns out that when I was best man at Ian's wedding, the marriage celebrant got us all to sign in the wrong places and now I'm officially married to the bridesmaid!!!! We only found this out when Ian went to apply for a student allowance for teachers college and they said sorry you cant get the married couples allowance 'cos' you're not married, this guy called Taz is!!! Now I have to get an annulment and Ian and Leasa have to get remarried. Ahh, the fun of it all…. to think, I've been cheating on my wife all this time, while my best friend has been living in sin J what would our mothers think?! Well, I don't really have much more news (not like that isn't enough eh?), other than Paris is awesome, Athens is one of the most beautiful and smelly places that I've been, and that I'm getting geared up for the move to Sweden in November. November seems like a long way off but not really when you have to organise visas, sending stuff home (damn I picked up a lot of s*** along the way) and booking trains and ferries to get there. Well, I'd better go, much love and hope to hear from you soon, From Taz J