In the past 48 hours I have been offered both mushrooms and weed a grand total of 1 billion times, I kid you not. Everywhere you go in Kuta, the main tourist trap of Bali you'll be offered transport, drugs and sex. One hell of a place. Obviously I've declined everytime and even play about with these drug peddling money fiends. Nothing like a good bit of banter.

Despite the debochery of balinese life, the beaches are both pefect and surftastic. Going down to Ulwata today which is the scenic little surfers paradise on a cliff where you have to climb down this rocky mountain path to hit the surf.

Last night me and grima were caught in one of the most horrendous thunderstorms I've ever experienced, with monsoon like rain and sheet lightning lasting about an hour it was pretty amazing just to sit with a beer and watch it.

Anyway, short one - out to surf!