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I'm about 70% sure I'm in a place in Malaysia called Penang.... still... who knows, this is just a transport hub on the way down to Singapore. At the moment I am 2/3 of the way through a 34 hour journey from Ko Tao down there. Being truly honest I stink to high hell and am about to go and deodrant shower in about 7 malaysian ringott's worth of the stuff.
Leaving Ko Tao was quite possibly one of the hardest things I've had to do, yes thats right, harder than putting up with my toolish brother (love you bro). I'll miss both the company and the sand that always, without a doubt, ended up in my bed every night. Ko Tao was truly amazing and I passed Open water diver's exam... which means I'm now a badass scuba diver. Thats right, most divers are bad ass and get horrendously drunk the night before an early morning dive. Did you know that if you throw up whilst scuba-ing you have to throw up into the breathing unit... it filters out and all the fish frenzy for a bit of diver puke... very funny (did not happen to me but my buddy).
Also I've fallen in love with a sea cucumber... who squirted its internal organs at me as a defense mechanism... super sexy. WHilst i'm talking about sex... visited a thai ladyboy cabaret show... very funny and I had to be forced there, but it was definitely something else. I was even involved in the show and had some highly dressed up ladyboy grind on me, an experience to tell the kids. Glad to have left the ladyboys of Thailand behind.
If I could give you all one piece of advice, it would be DO NOT go to Ko Tao, only because its a god damn heaven and all you westerners would ruin it. Then again, I will definitely go back. Also I'd advise you all to try scuba diving, as long as you don't get decompression sickness it is amazing.
Also I'm finally living up to my potential and am going to learn to read, thats right I bought a book... how cultured. Take it easy losers
Stu
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