Interesting facts about Vietnam: 1. No money, no honey. 2. No motorbike, no girlfriend 3. Small motorbike, small girlfriend. Big motorbike, big girlfriend. 4. Ho Chi Minh no family, cos Ho Chi Minh no girlfriend cos Ho Chi minh no motorbike. Today we took a trip to Mekong Delta. Jumped on the bus, the tour guide was as funny as, his name was An, me and Jessie were the only ones laughing as per. He had loads of hilarious one liners, what a joker. Learnt a...

Today not all that much happened. We flew to Ho Chi Minh; I walked into a lady on toilet. Found a hotel. Ho Chi Minh is a lot bigger than Hanoi, biggest city in Vietnam but the traffic is a lot less busy than in Hanoi, there are lots of restaurants and shops. Dinner at Allez Boo, played some pool - me and Isaac came a respectable third (out of three :/). Then we had some apple Shish before going to bed early in prep for our early morning start.

The next day, waking up in the midst of Halong bay was a sublime feeling. Most beautiful thing I've ever woken up to! Kept forgetting where I was and then being delightfully reminded! We had breakfast and lunch and spent the rest of our time sunbathing on the poop deck. More chat with the Canadians. And then we got the bus back. Bus numero dos was stupidly cramped so that ride wasn't great but we'd been through worse. We found a new hotel with a sweet room, did...

Today we took a trip to Halong bay, one of seven natural wonders of the world! We got picked up from the hotel by a bus and had a three hour trip to the bay. The guide was a young lady called Seven like the number 7, she was very nice and so funny. She told us some cultural facts about Vietnam, like how to gesture someone over politely. When we arrived at the bay, the outside of the boat didn't quite look like the picture that we were shown in the brochure...

We grabbed our included breakfast at the hotel and then went back to our room. The crowded four man room began to get to Mr Ben and the words came out of his mouth, "I feel like I'm in a refugee camp". He then had a sudden urge to shave his head, so that he did. Tight fro curls plummeted to the ground and slowly Ben became a bald man. I tried my best to neaten it up, but it was not good enough for bens level of perfection. Turns out I made one part extra baby s...