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I got it back! Simply made a bet that paid off! easy as that!....after 157 episodes....who'd have thought!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii there!!!!!!!!!!! Just been showing Russel yer photo's...........Did you like his mesage?..heh.......So we're at Papa D's now...moved all our worldly belongings here this morning......aaaaaaaarrrrrrghghg! Had a good ole time in Harro at Vic's partay....We were hardcore!.....Dancin till 10pm...no 12! WRAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!.....When you comin to see us here at Dad's? weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Poor youz coming back from your excellent adventure! I feel for you.....Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ........................I am sat here with Emily & Tony listening to Good Charlotte (Do you know them?) Now back to what I was doing..................hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Howdeeeeeeee losers.... just thought i would make your day by pointing out, YOU ARE COMING HOME NEXT WEEK..... HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA skit on you....... GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehheheh....... ummmmmmmmmm yeh..... anyways , you missed the partaaaaaaaaaaaaay of the year on saturday..... nothing like that will ever be witnessed again. People sat around and reading books..... crazy man!!!! i tell you......... out of control.....so....... see you both soon.....yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

Hi ryan love. Instead of making payments can i offer spelling lessons? So you think you are god do you, just how strong is that columbian broccoli?

all the rummers are untrue about my large noggin in fact the real truth is that the nown universe is rearly on the in side of my head and sometimes my dreams interact with it showing my self in your world but i always seem to get the dimensions for my head wrong any way i controll all your lives with my thought patterns soyou can all thank me for all the nice things that happen to you i must admit that car shaun had with the mind of its own seemed a good idear on paper. So if i am indeed the holder of all your destinies anyone wanting preferencal treatment can make cheques payable to Mr R cummings

Oh slow down all these ideas for johnny's birthday! I didn't know you all had such wild imaginations

Latest news on the only head that can be seen from space, thats right Ryano's cap stretcher. All has been pretty quiet on the noggin news, although i can now exclusively reveal new plans. After turning down Disney ( who wanted to turn Ryan into cartoon character, seeing a money saving on expensive bubble-headed parade models), he settled with a wall of death idea created by Harley davidson, the plan is to lift the lid on Ryans upstairs, move his brain into a thimble and defy gravity by racing motorbikes around the inner walls of this colossal cranium. For more up to date news please see www.ohmygod lookatthesizeofhisf***inghead.co.uk

We are currently making a documentary about Mr Green and his extraodinary life, and would like to hear from anyone who can tell us anything interesting about this young chap, we are particularly interested in his time spent in the windy back-streets of Amsterdam.

Hi kids, as you may or may not know its Johnny greenhead's 30th birthday coming up and I thought it would be jolly nice to come up with suggestions as to what to do, I suggested go-karting but as anyone who went on my stag-do will remember johnny took to karting like Stephen Hawkins took to water skiing. Please post any ideas and they will be drawn from a top hat on bbc1 before the national lottery programme.

Hi there sports...just int library and have been looking at your photo's...........you both look bored out of your tiny minds.....!........Well we're back from swanning around the cruise ship of dreams.......and the captain certainly had a lot to offer at his tyable....beyond our wildest dreams!..Pyramids were ace...and shpinxy cat!.....and Luxor, Valley of the Kings.......Egyptian s*** galore!>...and one of the best ever...Jordon - Petra...the actual temple off Indiana Jones and the last crusade......for real!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let out a squirt of wee when we turned the last corner of the gorge and it revealed itself!....ace!.....oh no 20 secs lsft...byeeeeeeeeeee

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