I think we're in a place called yashi the village at the bottom of the hill and the main town being ortakent ... Nope nowhere I have ever heard of before either! We are playing spot the English ... Due to the small number we have had to extend the game to include the Scott's the Irish and now the welsh ... Fabulous ... Just how we like it ... Trouble is the few English speak to us and that includes the very embarrassing mother and two daughters having a raging ...

Bloody sun beds! Not risking the holiday wedges here either because our very palatial clean modern room overlooking the pool is up two flights of not cracked marble stairs We have been transported to virtual heaven 'Its a bit basic' were the words of a couple of the very few English people here.... Compared to our last place this is the ritz! The room is clean modern and the guy carrying our combined 38 kilos luggage allowance checked aircon and tv and lights...

Yes we have been moved! Oda da bir problem var! I lie not just one but several problems with the room! No hot water this morning :( we both woke with very sore throat and a kinda closing that I think is what asthma must feel like ... Maybe that was the affects if the mould ... We have pictures! Breakfast was not a typical Turkish affair ... I think it would be the quality equivalent if an Iceland breakfast .... Not the country, the shop! .. Not even the won...

Alas the holiday wedges will remain unworn :( For health and safety reasons .... It would be too dangerous to navigate from our room and down the three steps and across a 10 metre area to the hotel exit In fact my entire wardrobe may just stay in the case as my charity shop chic is far too high class for the environment The reviews were bad but they merely scratched the mouldy surface The rep is due tomorrow morning for a welcome meeting .,. Welcome to your h...