I think we're in a place called yashi the village at the bottom of the hill and the main town being ortakent ... Nope nowhere I have ever heard of before either!
We are playing spot the English ... Due to the small number we have had to extend the game to include the Scott's the Irish and now the welsh ... Fabulous ... Just how we like it ... Trouble is the few English speak to us and that includes the very embarrassing mother and two daughters having a raging row about one of the daughters going off in a car with three Turkish men to a party in Gumbet at this hour young lady. not your typical Brit abroad if mum and sister are against the idea.
Vikki has just won an argument ... I was Wrong yes Wrong! I thought I was once before but I was mistaken!
Anyway we are currently in Asia ... Not Europe but Asia .... And I was so sure it was just Istanbul
So I can add another continent to my travels ... America Europe and now Asia
Yes I know I openly admitted I was wrong, apologised , the works.

We have found the doctor ,.. Emergency doctor ... He has a stall on the prom.... Seriously he does
I would say it is very similar to el campello Spain .... But with much more charm and much less sophistication ... Please read into that whatever you wish.
I was savaged tonight by two raging dogs .... Well I felt saliva on the back of my legs as they ran into me .... We were giving them a wide berth as they were fighting each other ... I then commented on a gorgeous dog that looked like a little butch lion and joked that he was the 'top dog' coming to sort them out ... I stopped to take a picture of him but was too slow ... The fighting dogs caught sight of lion dog and ran ... Into the back of my legs, I screamed and jumped much to the amazement of a group of mature Turkish lady's sipping tea while their husbands were watching the football. I'm glad my misfortune made others laugh for the second time today
Oh yes lady's amusing themselves while husbands watching footy ... So what do they do in England ... Join them? Ann summers party? Spa weekend?
Turkish ... Impromptu group belly dancing in an outdoor ice cream parlour
We really must tell our new friends that they needn't consider the 'Turkish' night the rep was trying to sell them... Just go down the prom when Galatasaray are playing football
It's been a long day so I'm getting off now to lie under the air con while vikki asks at reception for a thick duvet, night x