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It's Saturday and time to drag ourselves away from paradise, back to spend our last 2 days at the Camptons. Time for a bit of fun in the pool to try and cool off as its 49 degrees, ITS ROASTING!!!! Out for dinner in a very cute Thai place with the whole gang, then back home for Jane, Finn and Dan, and us....... we take a very different Campton tour . Mr Campton tours on the dark side!!! Pat pong, has got to be done, can't come to Thailand and not go!
Lots of girls wearing not much outside beckoning you in to their club, after a while Ryan insisted on being in the middle of us after he was grabbed a couple of times, ha ha his face was a picture. Chose a bar to go into, girls on a stage dancing in their underwear... they all have numbers on, so when a guy walks in they all surround him giving little waves and pouting at him, the Madam of the club then walks over and he will choose a girl, he can spend time with her in the club or pay a bar fine (500Baht, about £10!) to take the girl out of the bar, to do want ever he wants with her!!! Next club the girls are wearing even less which then turned into nothing all dancing around poles, looking up, oh bloody hell its a glass ceiling with more girls upstairs, at this point I got the complete giggles. Upstairs for a drink, full of men, we realized that the same face Ryan can pull when playing Xbox and Dan can pull when watching TV is the same face on all the men, hilarious!!!! The girls kept changing over, so on came girls in very short skirts, doing some sort of side shuffling, Ryan mentioned at this point he could do a better dance than them ,but oh lordy we realised when we went back down stairs, no knickers and a glass floor, side shuffling started to make sense!!!!!! Not sure what I expected, but not this.............
Next club and it all got turned up a notch, girl on girl, and lots of bar fines going on!! The madam of the club was hilarious old fat little woman obviously never had the looks to be on stage, was doing the ganggam style dance lifting her top up and giggling her boobs in men's faces, Very funny. After we decided to try one of the more seedier shows, but they have a bad reputation for ripping tourists off, so we went into one, a horrible dirty place, Guy thought it had rip off all over it so decided not to stay, but not before we were treated to a lady with a horn blowing a tune through her......!!! giggled through the whole night you just can't believe what you're seeing, its also laughable that prostitution is illegal in Thailand, and near most of these areas there is a police station, probably don't have to pay for their bar fines!... crawl into bed at 3 after a VERY INTERESTING NIGHT with mr Camptons tours...
Sunday and a lie in followed by a very giggly run down of the nights adventures to Jane and off for a very lovely day at Ancient Siam. A huge park, were you hire out bikes and explore the old city, buildings have either been taken and re-erected or have been built using the old techniques, temples, wooden villages, replica of the golden temple and floating markets, Buddha's, an amazing place..
Shepherds pie for dinner, great to have some western food, fun times with fire starter Dan and Finn and Ryan harassing the waiters from the restaurant bellow with a lazer pen!! A few glasses of wine then bed...
Getting ready to go home, sad times, have completely fallen in love with Thailand, have to thank Jane, Guy, Finn and Dan for the fun, generosity and amazing times we have spent with them, we will be back (I'm really considering not leaving)Will miss you all, till next time........
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