We've warned the local wine industry of your imminent arrival (they asked you to delay for a season so they could stock up). If you need a place to crash, don't pull up in my driveway. But if you need a bed you're more than welcome (the dogs always need some company in the garage). Look forward to seeing you.

Hi Ralph & Angela

We're looking forward to seeing you here in Africa - on the civilised end !! Lots of wine waiting to be drunk !! Have fun in the mean time. When can we expect to see you ? Obviously - you know - that you can come and stay - so just give us a shout.

See you soon.
The Evans

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Hello Roger

Well come on then. We've been waiting for ages and you're still not here!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)