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Where was i? Ah yes, Peter's misfortunate eye-opener...
Me; "Why didn't you get the hell out of there?"
Peter; "I thought they were just making out, and then they'd sleep. And then they weren't. And twenty minutes in, it's too awkward to leave. So I just closed my eyes and tried to block it out. For two hours. Three times."
Me; "Wowsers. With the amount of whiskey they'd drunk, I'm both impressed and a little jealous. Still mightily glad I'm not you though."
Peter; "a******..."
It's during this exchange that Cologne decides to catch up with me. We're joined in our humourous conversation by two sisters from the city of sin. Meet Luise and Wiebke. They have trouble written all over their little faces, but I'm far too hungover to see it.
It's Peter's last day in Hamburg, so the four of us take a leisurely stroll down to the harbor. I'm not saying the girls are a bad influence, but there's definitely a 72% increase in activities such as "climbing really high things we probably shouldn't" and "fighting over who gets to be Pirate-King of the galleon we just hi-jacked". (Me, obviously.)
We see Peter off on his way to Berlin, and trudge back to the hostel, where I proceed to impress with my cooking skills. (Chicks dig skillz) After a few light beers, we decide on a relatively early night. Mine is not to be though, as upon opening the door to my room, my head implodes under the force of not one, but a whole roomful of champion snorers.
Alas, as comfy as my hammock is, there's drunks in the living room til 4, and the cleaner bustles noisily in at 6. And this seems as good a place as any for a break, so join me next time, as I stumble blearily into Hamburg part 2, on two hours sleep. Yay. >_<
Teaser: There's Tequila.
Love, hammocks, and scarred retinas,
Pip
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Unk. I wish you wouldn't mention your 'scarred retinas' in the same blogg entry as your cavorting friends, because although I read 'scarred retinas' for some reason I was thinking of scarred rectums. Don't confuse me, old boy.
Laughing heffalump I get all your jokes!