Laughing heffalump I'm enjoying the way you mix in people's nationalities without stereotyping them! The writing style really suits the context of your adventures...

Laughing heffalump I get all your jokes!

Captain Crook Because she's a SPY. There's no fooling me though :)

Unk. I wish you wouldn't mention your 'scarred retinas' in the same blogg entry as your cavorting friends, because although I read 'scarred retinas' for some reason I was thinking of scarred rectums. Don't confuse me, old boy.

Err, me 2 Why are you staying incognito? Hmmm, the mind boggles.

I think you know. Dear Philip, I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog entries. Does hetero-sex freak u out as much as it freaks me out? PS have you thought about renaming it "The travels of Captain Crook?" Its just a thought. I'm not sure if someone else has proposed this to you but if they did they are surely amazing, and some might say, an intellectual marvel. Anyway, keep writing. Me.

It's Pat, your uncle, remember me?, the one you ow Just sounds to me like everyone there has just borrowed clothes from your wardrobe at home...But your secret is safe with me, wink. x

Pat...Your uncle twerp. Have you even been to the carnival on Canvey Island?...I think not or you would realize that rio became famous off of the back of Canvey Carnival....Hmmm, little git! x

Mum Goodness, this sounds absolutely surreal - must have been fabulous and so much fun. :-) xxx