dave Alright Haz Did you catch any of the ManUtd game? What an odd game!!I'm trying to be as positive as poss no matter how gutted I feel. We could and should have beat them but gave them two goals. The same with Chelsea this season, they only beat us coz they had three players who could pin point a ball into the top corner. We're actually playing good football, scoring good goals and having luck (as well as bad luck), so I'm going to stay positive and predict a top6 finish next season which will still be progress. 3 pts again Portsmouth and we're there in Europe. Well there's me thoughts on EFC at the mo. Hope your both well and enjoying it still Lets have some more pics!! ps. Yeah I had 1st and 2nd at the National!!!Haven't a clue about betting or form or whatever and anded up winning, Gettin!!!!

Sean Alright Haz, been a while, so sorry about that! Hope its going ok over there. We're still plodding along here! The blues are doing really well, we're just gettin a bit unlucky with injuries at the mo especially to Vaughn, Big Vic, Stubbs and now possibily Mikel 'the legoman' Arteta. Think we'll get a point at the Hammers but I defo think we'll get Europe now. Think Champs League is defo outta our grasp, especially with the Arse's run in. I took note of Bavard's note below...He's right, he missed a great Homo Hug between me and my, er, brother, so you can add insest to that too. (Cheeky Bav) We all went the national and a think a few of us had small wins throughout the day. Plucky Bav had the winner I think. (no Homo Hug tho!) Anyway come on the Blues! and get some more pic's on. I've seen sending plenty of funny emails to your hotmail address. See ya! Sean

Hazza Alright Chris. I better give you my address in New Zealand so you can post me that cheque! You'll have to go some to finish above us son. Another late winner for the blues at the weekend I see. Never mind you lot finishing behind us, were only 4 points off the arse. "Champions League, were having a laugh" Come on you blue boys!!! So, how did the National go Dave? Did you get any bets up?

dave alright Cantona/Parkinson or is it Claus Thomson? Everton for Europe eh!Makes a change from sitting with Woodsey trying to argue the toss that we won't go down while he smugly goes on about the Arse!! So have you still not managed to watch a game yet?That would be hell! I decided to listen to the Arsenal game whilst decorating instead of watching it...big...big mistake!!I hear Sean and Liam did a homo hug and dance when we scored....damn I missed out!! Mondays is going ok. We're scraping for numbers and have no Jeff but surprisingly, we're still beating them even when they have Paul! Its robbies birthday tomorrow he's 40 so possibly all going out for that. Mind you, none of our lads know yet so sean.....here's an invite!!! We're all going the National next weekend which shall be a laugh, no pub golf though but probably some belly flops from Liam or Everton chants from the blueboys! You and Kate will have to come next year. I start me Police training this month, its almost every weekend from the 21st through to June so I'll be pretty F****d through May. I'll let you know the type of stuff I'm doing so you get an idea of it. Well, I'm glad its going well out there and I'm going to have a look at the pics now, then possibly actually earn my NHS wage!!! ps...bumped into and had a pint with Rog last Thursday. He's doing well hopes to catch up with us all soon. Cheers, Dave

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Chris The table makes lovely reading for 24 hours at least with us being 2 points ahead of you son, make sure you keep doing all that hard graft out there so you can pop the usual end of season cheque to me on your return. I've just had a week in New York, was freezing! Literally the coldest weather I have ever been around but it was warm inside Madison Square Garden when I was catching some Knicks games. Best be off as some of us have study to do.

Hazza Alright Dave. I hope you're right, but I bet they do win it you know. I just know it. I heard they got PSV in the next round, typical that they get the best pick of the draw! Good luck to them, I don't want to be seen as bitter!I love the comparison to Cantona by the way son. I'm joining the KeriKeri team for a couple of months whilst I'm here so i'll try pass on some of that wisdom to them. I'll let you know how that goes. I was meant to play in a friendly for them this sunday (season starts in April here) but it's been called off!Anyways dave, better go,Bye for now son,

dave what on earth is that Mr Sob stuff? was it translated from some ancient greek sonet or something???very odd....anyways, sorry I haven't been in touch for a while, been off work so no comp!! Got your text about the pinkies winning the camps league again but it won't happen. Me and sean will pop out in the mid night hours and poison the kopites lasagne or paella whatever the F**k they eat in analfield.alls good here. Grey rainy, and lots of traffic jams that your missing but don't let that cut your travelling short. That dolphin trip sounded ace and checked out your pics so keep them coming. Mondays is still going with lots of new but theres no cantona style haz to put their foot on the ball! Last week no orignal players played on our team!Take car bud

Hazza Sean...... I only imagine what the night would of been like if we had lost the derby!! Still, stealing a wheelbarrow was good form. As for Liam belly flopping a advertisment board <shakes head> he thinks he's hulk hogan!  Docherty and Ando...... It's great here ta! Having a great time. We've left the prison now so I'll update the diary soon and tell all about swimming with a dolphin! I'll put more pics on soon so look out for them. Say hello to all at the Trinity Mirror gravey train, I sure do miss booking those adverts on!  Rob (or Sob)............ Minor criticism to throw back your way, stop the use of your foul mouth! There's mum's reading this! Loving the Alan quotes as usual though so every cloud........ Hiya!

Mr Sob, he love you long-time Sammy! You old slag! Sobmeister general. If a good man... Been reading your stuff on here son, sounds and looks boss. Had a look at your photos too, minor criticism but I hope you take it on board: use a sausage as a break-water. I might want the beans to run into the egg but I want that to be my decision. But I'm nitpicking. Overall, 9 on 10; let's make love. I digress. More pictures of your handsome self please Pete. I've edited the title of one of your pictures, I'm sure you'll agree it's a much more accurate reflection of what's going in. Don't worry about missing Everton, at least you're the other side of the world! I've missed about five home games, managed the Spurs one (booked the night off work) and won't be able to make any of the others. I'm still paying for it on the monthly, so I'm effectively paying for someone else to go. While I'm stuck in Kirkby. Hope that last bits cheered you up a bit, Mister Sob xxxxxxxx (you do know that five "x's" constitutes a snog?)

Chris Glad your keeping up with the scores on bbc sport then son, have you read it lately?

Docherty & Ando Yo Dude!!!!!!!!!!! We like your mates on the comment before us, they sound like our kinda people. Their story about derby day out could've been pencilled by us it was that similar to one of ours!!!! So what've you been upto lately anything exciting? Did you get locked up in that jail? We've been to jail. We haven't had a crazy night out for ages, not since christmas when doreen was silently sick in her handbag!!!! Our next crazy day out is planned for paddy's day, who knows what could happen..........................

Sean Alright Haz! Been reading your diary while I ate my lunch, I've finished my lunch and I'm still reading!!! Glad your having a good time mate. Had a good piss up on the derby. Liam and Mike robbed a wheelbarrow from Howells DIY, Mike sat in it while Liam pushed him all the way to the Nags Head! (They 'parked' the barrow in the carpark - the bloke came and collected it back tho!) Also Liam belly flopped the adverisement board outside the Tele and broke it, he went back the next morning to apologise, they just laughed at him. I got kicked out the Ginny and we got asked to leave the Sandridge. Mike and I got led out the Tav in headlocks by the friendly bouncers coz I kicked Mike's chair away as he was about to sit down. Liam followed us out, head bowed. Least we never got arrested. The Blues doin well! UEFA Cup for sure! Speak to ya soon! P.S The kits Bavard wanted us to wear were cheap but terrible. Cherry red I think they were. Think he also wants us to wear shorts down to our knees and grow curly moustaches! He also wants us to flattin our hair down with lard and call each other Roger, Rupert and Bert. However, our footie careers may be put on hold due to the outbreak of WW1. I'm off to fly a Spitfire.......

dave Haz, You missed a cracking Derby!! Well, no goals or red cards but seeing the Kopites faces when we 'earned' a draw against them was priceless. You'd swear the premier league gave extra points for the amount of attempt a team has or possession.....the ball needs to go in the bloody goal!!! No news from this end. We've beaten the older fellas comfortably lately and I've emailed the lads (including yourself but to your old work one) about a new kit but Sean just laughed at me and said they were of Dixie Dean style!!!! Thats about it I think so keep enjoying yourself!