also paul. turrets stories are wicked. was a bit confused by what you meant at first. finally got it when they guy was swearing at seagulls. massive campo sounds funny too. boom zinho xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gutted bout the funmobile but im well excited bout the saxomafun! pete mate what we gonna do bout summer partay tickets? hav chris and thack attack got theirs already?

bless

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it looks like i called that boy the really bad "c" word but i didnt i meant the alternative word for the penis. and paul i think the way u spelt tourettes would suggest that u saw 3 ppl wiv turrets like on castles on them which would also be a gd story. dont mean to be picky xxxxxxxxxxxxx

yesterday was a sad day for me. i found out that the phunmobile died!! she passed away yesterday at about midday when it was discovered that she suffered a clutch and gearbox failure. it would cost about a grand to fix so sue and chris decided it wasnt worth it. we had sum good times. but its brilliant news really though cos now im insured on the saxo which is well fast and i can do the dartford oney in about 26 seconds. im buying max power at lunch to put sum phat skirts on it and a massive spoiler and sum spinners and jst generally ice it out really... last night fatty allstars won the league! we beat the dirty team 4-3 the big c*** started 2 fights! he is a real nutter. sorry i missed ur call i dont get reception really. shame ur not back on the 3rd u coulda gone summer partay. i think im gonna go but im sposed to be workin on the sunday but im not plannin to do that. yest our team got told off for not meeting our targets, none of us are that bothered tho. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

zines what is this about losing a friend!? Pete that chineseman story was well funny! I tried calling yday ur lunch time - no answer tho - spoke to Tom Gaz and Ross though. Dan ddnt answer either. just for jokes and to see how everyone was. We've seen about 3 people with turrets (?) in the last couple of days - one huge guy on our coach who looked like Ivan Campo blown up to 3 times his usual size - he was listening to Kylie Minogues greatest hits unbelievably loud and every now and then shouted words which sounded like chinese (you couldnt understand them - but i doubt very much he was fluent in Mandarin) unbelievably loud! it was a bit awkward as it was quite funny but u ddnt want to laugh and be rude and he also had a wel scary Chinese friend who eviled us whenever we made eye contact. Another turrets person we saw was walking along the edge of a lake and shouted "f*** f***ER f***ER" at some Seagulls and clapped repeatedly at them! was weird.

Zinho we are back on Sunday morning the 4th of June in time for WC on petes big telly. It'l be a bummer if you cant make Cyprus - but hopefully Tom Warwick will be able to buy your ticket off you if you cant - he said he would on the phone t'other day - but we'll see what happens i guess - id like you both to come really.

Pete and dan try and gety hold of some inflatables - i'd like to fill the pool with them - i'll dig out the dinghy wen im back!

o also yeh i thought the same about spurs shirt theyve just severely oversized it for the count - can happen to the best though!

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still dunno bout cyprus, wont find out til end of next month, im not very optimisitc either.

dunno who mr jol is either mate. im a bit depressed at the moment cos as im sure pete will tell you soon we've all lost a dear friend today. luckily tho its replaceable. what day are you getting back? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

paul that subway story was funny, as was deborah's. fatty allstars won 3-0 on monday it was probly the best we've ever played, i got one. we just need to win next week and we've won the league!! as for the spurs shirt i dont really like it either but i think the main prob wiv the pic of it is that its in XXXXL like the spurs shirt u once bought!! me n dan have been looking at inflatable things for the pool in cyprus and i tell u theres some wicked stuff!! pooltime in cyprus is gonna be amazin im so excited! yesterday in canary wharf i was walkin across this bridge and sumone kicked me up the bum, i turned round and saw this chinese man beaming at me!! i was puzzled, i did actually think, is that alan?? not even jokin. but it wasnt alan. he could clearly see my face at this point and he insisted that i was "tommy". he put his arm round me ramblin summin about tommy so i told him i wasnt tommy. it dawned on him i wasnt tommy and he walked off lookin embarassed! was well funny. the kick went right up my bum too!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

just another little subway anecdote.whilst happily scoffing my face an eccentric looking man with a little white yappy dog walked past the window.whilst he had stopped for a second,the dog did quite a splat of a poo.just as the guy was about to walk off he noticed what the dog had done-to my horror the man bent down and picked the splat up with his bare hands,needless to say i almost choked on my sandwich.

chris iliked your jokes they were good ones.
Zinho is it you who keeps writing those weird wenger and jol things!? theyre a bit strange...? can you go cyprus zines? or do you not know yet? Pete - i dont like the new spurs shirt i think it looks crap - looks like a cheap t-shirt - looks like it took about 1minute to design and Jason Stokes designed it - probably with a crayon in DT 5 years ago! However i really like the look of Berbatov - i think he looks like a Count as in Count Dracula/Duckula. I also saw rumours about a Defoe - Kewel swap - that would be the worst swap of all time dont you think - i cant believe theyd even think about it, hopefully its bollox. Anyway we're in Kiama now a place just south of Sydney - Sydney was wicked so thats another to add to the 'i like the way you move' lyrics. Dan if your reading this i saw a shop selling inflatable phones mate. Also anyone i tried calling at midnight the other day - sorry i thought it was 7pm got a bit confused with the times - glad you ddnt pick up anyway! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A funny thing happened when we were in a SUBWAY restaurant yesterday. Me and deborah had already ordered and were sitting eating when this old couple walked in, they must have been about 70 (each) and they definitely werent down with how to order Subway! They walked straight to the front of the queue instead of the back and just asked for a sandwich! the girl at the till said you have to design your own and that they should go to the back of the queue and the staff there would help. So they did - it took them about a minute to walk the 5metres to the back of the queue.
The man there said to them that they had all the different breads shown except for the 'wheat' as that was still baking. So they stared at the sign showing the diufferent breads for what seemed like 2 or 3 minutes then the old man said "...wheat" i couldnt believe it! the server who was very patient said no we have no wheat at the moment and the old man selected some other one. Then they asked what fillings he wanted (i usually have about 10 different things like most people) and he just wanted ham and lettuce! no other salads, no cheese, no salt and pepper and no sauce! What a Subway! i thought this was well funny dunno if you guys do.

I cant wait for june mate, world cup, paul kiley... itll be like all my christmases have come at once! its gonna be siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick! anyway petes house for eurovision, cider, peanuts and zens. i bet you're jealous now! Im very excited. Also gonna have to have Megaskin this summer to make up for s***skin. Its gonna have to be big if its mega. Im moving house soon too. s***skin gave me such abd memories I couldnt handle this place anymore. Not moving far though and should be a nicer estate with less pikeys so I should be happier. CAnt wait to see you. zzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

and eboue did not dive, u imagined it! how dare the referee give the other team a decision! we are the cheaters!!!!