Peder, it is very important that we get there at 12 as we need to leave ample time to eat some chickens before getting our biiiiiiiiinge on! Big Chris had better get the car sorted, if not then we may be able to get you in one of the cars leaving from north london. Tidy, what's your plan stan? Mary's birthday is going to have to wait methinks.
Paul and Deborah, hope you are both having a lovely time. Are you going to make a surprise appearance at the summer party?

zinho, the question should be, wen do u not have the horn?? ;-)

chris ur gettin there for 12?? itchy beeeeaaard!! nandos sounds good though. i'll give u a ring wen we're on our way. i jst hope i have a car cos at the mo the car i plan to go in has no tax, no m.o.t and is lacking 1 wheel. but big chris is on the case

cool maaate

do everything u can to get alan up there. kidnap him if you have to. pk. good to hear the neighbours updates. dont fink i really had much of a chance with carmella anyway, gutted that its down to zero tho. nuns eh! reminds me of chris fave film. sister act for those that dont know.

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zinho, ive talked to sir alan about coming to summer p and he cant really be bothered but he has got the option until we leave. the saxomaphun has a cd player i think, maybe an mp3, i dont really know. tidy i could just tell u this but yes this will be my first trip to notts sans phunmobile. also for all those that were worried the phunmobile is being brought back to life by chris, my dad.

alan also nearly pulled these two rotten pikey girls he was dancing with, was well funny. pete make alan come to the summer partay. he'll steal the show again.

ps wot sorta stereo system has the saxomafun got? tape or cd? have u put skirts on it yet? tell chris to put some nitrus in it. we'll burn up to the sp in no time at all.

pps shall i bring the horn?

ppps FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

chris you chief....... like that favorite R Kelly slash Cassidy song goes... your sposed to be out til 6 in the morning, 6 in the morning.... not 5. How are you awake at work by the way.
May be making a summer p appearance... altho Mrs Mary Tidyman is celebrating her birthday sat so might have to stick around for the celebrations...??
Pete is it your first journey up there not in the phunmobile...
PK, come hom already!!!

Oh peder, I'm just not at my best today, RUM WAS A BAD CHOICE! I'm supposed to have given it up! Absolutely outrageous! Oi listen, we're going to try and get up there at about 12 so that we can go for a slap-up Nando's before the drinking starts! Do you like that? I like it, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, that's riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

chris yes i have managed to get out of working. they emailed me sayin they didnt even want me! so im gonna be driving up on saturday mornin wiv zinho, donnelly and possibly tidyman!hope u feel better soon x

That sounds like an amazing night peder!
Have you sorted out the time off for the summer pardy yet?
Im in a bit of a state today, went out last night, didnt get home til 5, had to be up at half 5 to go to work. Needless to say I was late, 2 hours late. Feel awful but fortunately no liver pains to report!

hello paul and deborah. not long till u come home now! i think dan will def hav sum tenarse lined up as soon as u get home! fatty allstars won the league which is good. we won 9-4 on monday against a gang of pikeys, one of them threatened to knock me out! pikeys hate me! i scored 4 so im pretty happy this week! last weekend me alan zinho and gary went zens and as u can imagine sir alan stole the show! he got battered and turned very sleazy. at the end of the night we left early and we were waiting for gary on steps out of zens. we were playin "deal or no deal" wiv girls that came out. alan was sayin stuff like "no deal on you ur f*cking ugly u c*nt". we sed "deal" to this one girl who was fit and her bfrend replied really angrily "NO DEAL". alan was also constantly humping our legs throughout the night. then in the car park on the way to taxi rank alan went to the toilet whilst making fart noises and duck noises! this woman thought it was disgustin and shouted at alan he turned to her still weeing (sounds similar to another story!) and swore at her. she sed that her 4 yr old son had a bigger d*** than alan so i shouted at her "he's a grower not a shower" then zinho called her a "dumb b****" to help the situation! alan carried on making noises! i pushed alan into a prickly bush on my road. alan doesn't remember anything. what a night!! gary pulled. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i put in a lot of exclamation marks there ddnt i ! - sorry i was just excited about neighbours i guess. brop