Washington, Washington D.C.
We were greeted by our couch surfing host upon arrival in Washington. Jim, a 54 year old paeodophile and his brazilian rent boy Mario. The horror on our faces was as sharp as the smile on their's as they contemplated the 'fresh meat', that had just arrived at their door. He may have been a dodgy fella but he had a really nice house.
Bottoms intact, we left to see the sights of Washington. 15 minutes in we realise Ollie took us the wrong direction. First stop, th...