Eight Minutes....

"PING PANG SHOW. YOU WANT TO SEE A PING PANG SHOW"
OK....so we arrive, in a dingy backstreet, at a blacked out entrance full of thai pimps who are reeping the rewards. 800 Baht........EACH! f***IN HELLLLLLLL. To be fair though, that wasmt just a ping pong show, that was the full on she bangs she bangs, literally..... Girl on Girl, Girl Boy....Emily and Carrie said No! So we moved on.

HELLO SKYBAR. It really was that brief, pretty Swishhhhh! "This i'll do, this i'll do" As fast as we arrived as fast as we left, no shorts, no flip flops.......MEHHHH

So back to the slums of what we know of Soi rambuttri. As bad as it seams (See what i've done there? Probably not but you will!!), i have so far achieved a new tailor fitted shirt for 20 quid, what was i thinking. (I no what i was thinking, when the poor tuk tuk man gonna get his coupon, 10min, 10min yarrr)

Anyway, Emily got a snog of a blind, long haired, TRAMP for giving like 5p (I no what your thinkin what a steal). (What was the worse, the 5p she ever gave was just before her dinner and it was half way towards a Beer). I say he was blind, only in one eye so it wasnt to bad. He could still see where he was going. Anyway, tomorrow we're off the floating market, and the Tiger sanctuary. They dope them up so you can get a photo with them? We thought it was sick, but Carrie wanted a photo with a Tiger.....

Back in Koh Samui, Latersssss. James