Only day in Nha Trang

We got up from a well earned sleep to a massive buffet breakfast. After this i organised a day trip with the hotel to go see the Long Son Pogoda, Cham Tower and the mud baths. Our taxi guy arrived in 10 mins and we were off to our first destination the Long Son Pogoda and the giant buda. WE had been warned by an aussie couple we met at our cooking lesson that we'll be scamed into buying postcard and giving money to guides inforced upon us. It was like we were coated in honey as they swarmed around us as we got out of the car. So much for avioding it as how could we out wit them with the keen sense of smell like sharks and many years of practice they were on us. We ended up giving in to get them away from us and bought 10 postcards each for a little over 4 euro. One guy remained but we tried to ingnore him but as it turns out he was a fountain of knowledge. He was an orphan who came to live with the monks when he was 2years old now 15 years later he is giving free (NOT) tours around the pogoda and he can speak japanese, english and french and he hopes to go to Siagon university to study tourism. Anyway he gave us an amzing tour and took loads of pictures of us praying, with the giant buda sitting up and the one lying down. At the end he asked for a donation i gave him 4 euro and that was all and knew it looking at my stern face. You see me and George are like ying and yang He is a soft brown bear, and im the ice queen.

We hoped into the taxi waiting for us and went on to the cham tower. This place was crawling with people. I became something of a celebrity when two girls aked to have there picture taken with me and a pack of lads kept pointing and taking pics of me. Supposedly they love white skin and since i tan like a sail they love me. Sorry step not the country for you, but emer you got to get your ass over here you'll be a star. Anyway the place was buzzing. After that we hit the mud baths, which on first sight was like a queue for the disney theme park and when we got in it kinda was layed out that way. A theme park of mineral pools and mud baths ha ha only in Nam. We had paid for a mud bath and steam and massage. We both got escorted to our single mud baths baring in mind everything is outside and there are hunreds of people here too. We had a great view of mostly everything as we soaked. Then after 20 mins we were out and baking literally in the sun. Showered off and i hit the mineral pool. It was so mice and warm. After i ran through the power hose wall which was kind of painfull as these jets of water really dug in like daggers, we hit the massage parlor. I was looking forward to this as George had had 2 already and said i'd love it. I was told to shower and strip off to a pair of baggy shorts and a towel. I was brought to a room where i lay for about 5 mins. During this 5 mins i noticed a bar across the ceiling from the top to the bottom of the room horizontally about 7 ft of the ground. I didnt think anything at first but my brian box was pondering away. I only realised what it was for when suddenly my massuse came in all smiles. She pop me over on to my belly and oiled me up.She started with my neck and back with her vice grip hands. then she went on to my arms , hands and fingers. She put on some crazy music and launched on my back like a flying squril. She began to pummeling, followed by thumping. She was f***ing laying into me and not just with her hands, her elbows, and knees to. she was cackling away and she move up my spine cracking it away. Then the bar came into affect. Sweet jesus she was dancing on my arse and then the backs of my tighs which was to say the least f***ING uncomfortable. Evil laugh herself with her vise grip hands hooped off and started the turture on my calf diving her fist into the relaxed muscle. Seriously at one point i thought she was trying to pull the muscle off. She moved down to my feet and cracked each toe and them my whole foot. Finally it stopped but how wrond was I. She hooped up on me for another go this time taking me two arms and pulling them back like a child on a rocking horse she rode me bare back rocking me back of forth with my t*** in the air. WHAT!!!! Still in shock i turn over when she asked and she order me to relax now and sleep. I thought yes she is finished. NOT f***ing Borat started kneeding my skull and then this was the ice on the cake she sarted hitting my head. How in the hell could i relax let alone sleep. Evil kenevil then turned my head to one side and pulled it with a crack. I was not prepared at all and the shock stuned me like a rabbit in the head lights. I was helpless, totally at the mercy of this mercinary not a massuse. Oh hell no she porbably just walked into the place smiling away and jumped into my room. After she popped my back and arms some more the session was finished. She asked for a tip in a tone that I imagine Hitler interrogated jewish spies. I ended up giving her 2 euro just because i didnt want her to clamp the vice grips around my neck.

I came out and went for a steam then a shower and met up with George who seemed totally relax. I imagined we had the same massage so i just asked how he found his and he siad very nice and relaxing with this i just said the same thinking i must be some p**** if he could handle all that. I wasnt relaxed at all. in the car on the way back we discussed it and he said i paid to get beaten up as he's massuse was gentle and did nothing that happen to me. HaHA im never getting a massage again. By the sounds of it she might be the closet thing i shall ever come to a full on girl on girl action. I'll skip thew massages in the future.

Tips def do all i siad just not the massage unless your into S&M