Soapy Fish and Stuffed Wolves
Im back in San Fran. Jackson Hole was so much fun! I met up with a guy who was on holiday staying at SnowKing (I was right there wasn't any snow lol) and we went off exploring the town which was crazy fun. I actually did find a pink cowboy hat AND a bunny with antlers! I was so impressed lol who would have thought that you could buy that kind of crazy shiz!!
I also learned a lesson about American sweets or candy or whatever...it's amazing, much better than British sweets but there is some really weird stuff too that's kind of fascinating but also really gross. Example number one, swedish fish: they taste like rotting sushi and soap, honestly but I couldn't stop eating them cos they were just so weird. There were loads of good things too though but all with really weird names like 'mike and ike'(perhaps mike ate ike's 'm') 'sour patch kids' (what's a sour patch??), 'now and later' (when later? that confused me) and some other stuff that I can't remeber.
We also found loads of shops selling stuffed animals. It was like a zoo of death, there were wolves, moose, buffalo, otters and squirrels and stuff (no pun intedned) all dead and sort of creepy. Some of them had little jackets on or were doing weird little poses, it was so freaky. But, at the same time and I can't believe I'm saying this, it was so cool. I actually got to pet a wolf (sort of) and I couldn't stop stroking it, if it hadn't been like $5000 I would have bought it just cos it was so...strange. It had this sort of sad smile on it's face, it was so haunting. I want to go back lol but I guess that would be weird.
Anywho Im back in San Fran now staying in the Hotel Monaco which is the shiz!! It's so cool, I even have my own goldfish in my room (I thought they were joking when they asked if I wanted one but evidently not). I'm staying here because the first hotel I checked into was like crack central, very scary, very dirty and just didn't feel safe so my mum checked me in elsewhere.
I went to Tiffany's today, it was a bit awkward going in because Im sure it was obvious that I wasn't going to buy anything, but whatever, I can dream lol. Went to Macy's as well and got to wander round looking at all the far too expensive DKNY clothes and totally gorgeous shoes, was very tempted to buy a Gucci handbag but then realised it would mean I couldn't eat for the next month or something.
Got my nails done again cos I messed them up in Jackson Hole after not letting them dry for long enough. Sorry lol I won't go on about my nails any more, perhaps I should have a separate blog for nail related coolness haha.
Right, well Im going to sign off and see what I can find for dinner, Im hoping for lucky charms lol but we'll see.
Au revoir mes amis