Hello everyone Deckers Hear

Well this morning I woke up early as the seesion stared at 8.15am. Aerobics isn't really my thing but having seen Fabio looking so good for his age, I thought I'd give it a go. I shouldn't have bothered, i lasted about as long as Biggins in Colours last friday!

Anyway, It had been raining most of the night so I set off on a drive and found a rafting station which was pretty scary.

When I got there the head instructor who was ex TA, Marko, the olympic skier, said the water was really fast and fastest it had ever been in the world ever, due to the rainfalls.

He couldn't show us a line on the rosks, as the water was so high and said when water floods the rafting station the sessions are cancelled and he had alreday radioed the head office to cancel the afternoons session cos he was shaggin a granny from the township Governosio Hillio and he would rather be doing that this affi.

He then said we were going to go, but most would now be level 4 with touches of 5!!!! By this point, I wasn't sure if he was still on about the granny or the grade of the river. He offered anyone who wanted to opt out their money back a few took this, mainly the Italians...so unlike them to surrender????

So off we went.....no photos as you can guess. I couldn't believe i was on the raft with a load of penguins who refused to have their photo taken!

The trip was truly awesome...lots of rapids, water everwhere and scary and exciting at the same time, bit like a night out with Deano. Scenery fantastic as the gorge was also used in the classic porno flick "Lord of the Ring". Some of the crevices were huge and gaping, took me back to my time with that granny!!

An excellent chooice of something to do.

Gotta go now ........the Polish bouncer has spotted me taggering........think he is going to throw me out!

Deckers