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Hi everyone,
We have had an amazing weekend, all our friends decided to come out and join us. We asked our old friend Richy B if we could all party on Necca but this was full and he let us all come to Niulakita.
Well the poulation on the island is 16 which includes 12 women and 4 dogs. The island itself is like paradise and the scenery breath taking. Some of the crevises have been used in many films starring our favorite actress Debbie. We have been rafting, sailing and fishing and Dec managed to catch a right old boot.
We all went out around the mud huts on Friday night. Naturally, Deano and Wellard got lost and ended up with the elder lady of the island called oldgrannio. Fabio met a lovley local girl called Serggetitupmeo and Biggins was last seen playing in the sand singing one of his favorite songs "somewhere over the rainbow".
Due to the poor phone signals on the island Fanio was unable to give a live press conference so had to send smoke signals to the nearest island to pass on his comments regaridng the 4-4-2 system. This went wrong and he now has a booking in a tent at Everton costing £4420.
Saturday saw Deano and Wellard move in with oldgrannio and there is talk that they may stay on the island. Saturday night we all got drunk on the local brew made from the dogs and this resulted in Dec copping off with the local beauty queen. She had been beauty queen since 1971!
Well tonight we are going trecking around the islands as Biggins needs to get back to the mainland asap as it is rumoured that he may have lost his part in Panto to Darren Murtagh.
When the seaplane comes we will update the blog.
Ant
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