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Hi everyone from Uncle Sam,
Wow this place is so huge and everything is twice as big as back home. Even the girls over here have bigger everything and I must admit i am all for these falsies and I dont mean their teeth.
I was caught looking at a pair on the beach and Dec didnt belive me when I said I was thinking of Gravsen and Carsley and that I had forgot to do the coupon before we went away.
The only downside is that Bruce keeps telling Dec that being so small in the land of the big he looks like one of Ken Dodds diddy men. We hit the shops earlier which must have been a weird site for the shermans as I was walking round with old Bruce wearing his DJ and tap shoes and one of the diddy men.
Anyway Dec has bought 40 new tank tops and loads of Gant gear and Brucie manged to cop off with some girl who had been looking for a guy in Tap Shoes. We last seem them walking around Walmart as Brucie needed some denture toothpaste.
We ate last night in my favorite resturant Subway and i was shocked that when Dec asked for a foot long it was taller than him! Anyway we have booked some trips and we are off the Las Vegas tomorrow for New YEar with our old mates Lance and LArry who are there for a hairdressing convention.
Anyway we will keep you updated and here is one of Decs new T-SHirts.
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