Hi everyone from Uncle Sam, Wow this place is so huge and everything is twice as big as back home. Even the girls over here have bigger everything and I must admit i am all for these falsies and I dont mean their teeth. I was caught looking at a pair on the beach and Dec didnt belive me when I said I was thinking of Gravsen and Carsley and that I had forgot to do the coupon before we went away. The only downside is that Bruce keeps telling Dec that being so s...

Hey all our party friends With the fog lifted from Heathrow and xmas over at our mams, we jetted out of the UK yesterday for the start of our US tour. We planned this tour via our travel agent, Juicy Joyce, the high mileage model. She has been like a mother to us so we were happy to promote her new venture FlyGranny.com. During the promotional work we met her other son Ian, who now has 2 babbies, and 40 properties in the manchester area. Anyway back to the tr...