We jump in a tuktuk and head for some food near Phuket town beach. The driver misunderstands and takes us to the beach and then drives us for some food after we correct him. We are taken to a seafood restaurant which is right on the seafront. No-one opts for seafood.

The tuktuk waits for us and we ask to go to a place for some drinks. After a few minutes we rock up at a place with loads of young Thai girls outside, he's taken us to a f*** bar but it's only 3pm. We ask the guy to take us for drinks and he asks us to go to a suit shop so he can get his stamp. We agree and have a good look around. No one buys a suit and we head back to the hotel.

Gaz, paul and I head out for a massage, we walk for a whole and then decide on a place, I opt for a Thai massage and it doesn't dissapoint. It's quite tough and the woman uses her elbows and kneels on you. She cracks my toes and then finishes it off with a figure 4 leg lock and kneels on the back of my legs and pulls my arms back arching me right back. I feel pretty good after that.

We head for a few drinks in roxy bar at night. We meet an American guy who is fairly wasted and he plays doubles with us at pool. He tries to show us a trick which fails but by this point we just want to leave. We're sorting our visa's on the morning and heading for koh phi phi.