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Now it's time to leave Australia we look back at all the things we have seen in the last month... Large things - kangaroo, shrimp, mango & a boot to name a few! They are everywhere! Whilst driving you merge right instead of left but drive on the left hand side of he road! Everyone says hello mate!!! Hanson operate here, so there's a job for you in Australia dad! The beer and cider is weak, almost clear in the light! People wear pants not trousers! Everyone's got their own catchphrase e.g. No drama, alrighty, eh, too easy! To name a few! Everyone's either chilled out or mega pissed off no inbetween! Don't date blonde, Australians, you work with, who live in Sydney! The rocking banana is big here! Goon is cheap wine, everyone's on the goon! Dutch women cheat at cards! Dont date Brazilian women their as crazy as the Australian women I mentioned! Nicknames are big, but cannot be discussed! Look good be cool! Don't piss in your wetsuit. There are BBQs everywhere an Aussies best friend! If you meet a snake late at night in a dark alley stay still! When asked whether they would fight a crocodile or shark most Australians replied shark as a shark will bite you then swim off while a croc will bite you, drown you and then swallow you - so if your mate gets bitten by a croc get camera out ready for when he swallows your friend! Always surf with someone who swims slower than you.... ! Never break up black fire wood in a white top! When in Rome... Also Woolworths is the new asda in Australia not a stationary store - we tried to explain this to people but were the only ones who found it funny!
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