well WE HAVE A MAJOR CATASTROPHE!! IN THE GDN OF EDEN! WELLS PITTS LANE REALLY.....WHO DID I FIND SAT ON TOP OF THE BLUE t*** BOX????

ONLY MILLY MOLLY MANDY!! YES ACTUALLY SAT ON THE LID.

WELL THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ARE AWFUL

1) THEY WONT NEST

2)THEY WONT PROPECT EVEN

3) THAT THIS CLD AFFECT THERE LIVES FOREVER!

4)PITTS HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE HOME 4 8 YRS THEY KNOW WHERE TO COME EACH YR!

THIS IS A TRAVESY, SO AT PRESENT I AM ABOUT ON PAPER AT LEAST GONNA CONSTRUCT A CONICAL SHAPED DETERRENT TO STO[ THEM CLIMBING THE TREE! CANT USE BARBED WIRE TO WRAP AROUND IT OBVIOUSLY!! IF U CAN THINK OF ANYTHING EVERY ONE E MAIL MEE WITH YR SUGGESTIONS PLEASE.!! OTHER THAN THAT IS THERE EXCITING NEWS FROM MY TRAVELLING CHILDREN? GUESS YOU CAN'T MATCH MINE?

WE HAD ROAST CHICK AND LOADS OF VEG,,, THOUGHT OF YOU. NO PARCEL FROM FAR AWAY SHORES AS YET BABS!OH AND IF U SUGGEST MOVING THE BIRD BOX SADLY THAT WON'T WORK .. GOTTA GO AND THINK NOW .... SORRY .. LOVE MUMMY! X X X X

loving this e mail lark have not e mailed u since this am!!! its bed TIME  NOW .. THATS BETTER.! CATS ARE AWAY IN KITCHEN AS THEY KEEP BEING A FURRY HAT ON MY HEAD AT 5.30 OR 6.30. DEPENDS WHO WAKES UP IST ???? TODAY HAS BEEN GRIM EXCEPT FOR MORE BARGAINS FOR YR NEW FLAT IN LONDON !!!! IT WILL BE AN ALADINS CAVE WHEN U LOOK IN THE LOFT !!! HOW EXCITING WILL IT BE. SHAME YOU NEVER GOT TO CHOOSE ANYTHING FOR IT !!! STILL IT WILL ALL BE TO MY TASTE !!! HA HA!!! AT LEAST IT WILL BE CLASSY ONLY THE CARPETS TO GET NOW !!!!!!!

 

I'M LAUGHING MY HEAD OFFF !!!! ALL ON MY OWN IN THE OFFICE!!! DAY OFF TOMORRO , CINDERS WILL BE SCRUBBING!

ONLY TOLD 1 COUPLE ABOUT U TODAY ITS BEEN BORING FOR THE LUGGAGE CITIZENS OF READING!

WEEL THE EYES ARE TIRED!! ITS LATE BABE, MUST GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. GOD I'LL BE A HUNDRED YRS! LOVE YOU.X X X X X X X X 

Hallo ther you two!, wel lits 7.30 am and just a quick e mail b4 i go off to earn more money for my new lifestyle!! ha ha ! CAPS LOCK ON .... THATS BETTER. WENT INTO OUR OFFICE AND SHOWED THEM ON CHRI'S COMPUTER HOW I'VE LEARNT TO TYPE, THIS IS IN THE SECRETARY'S OFFICE THEY WERE IN HYSTERICS , I WAS REALLY PROUD, BUT THEY THOUGHT THE STUMPS WERE FUNNY, AS THEY MOVED ACROSS THE KEYS !!! AND I DID IT MY FASTEST!!! TO THINK THIS WLD HAVE TAKEN ME 20 MINS AND NOW ONLY 19!!!!!!

 

YAY!!! OH BIT LOW DOWN THERE!! BIT LIKE BEING WITH YOU !! COUPLE CAME ITN YST WHO WERE OFF TO N ZEALAND 4 5 WEEKS , VISISTING RELLIES, MY LUGGAGE KNOWLEDGE IS GOOD NOW AND SO I'M  TELLING E ONE ABOUT MY DAUGHTER AND SON IN LAWS TRAVELS!!! THEY ONLY COME IN 4 A SUITCASE 10 MINS LEFT ON THE CAR PARK ..... TILL MUM GETS HOLD OF THEM!!!! HA HA!

LAST DAY 2 DAY WITHOUT ASHLEY SO I'LL BE GLAD HE'S BACK, ITS BEEN BUSY ON LUGGAGE, AND IF 1 MORE BLOODY CUSTOMER DISPUTES MY INFO ON HAND BAGGAGE I'LL KILL THEM !!! OH GOD ITS SUCH AN ISSUE. JUST BELIEVE ME AND BE DONE WITH IT OR GO TO JOHN LEWIS !!. YOU HAVE A NICE DAY ON YR HOLIDAY...... DON'T FEL SAD 4 ME WORKING !!!!

LOVE AND KISSES MOTHER EARTH!X X X X X X X X X X X X X X

Hello everybody! from crazy Swaziland! (Its a country within South Africa, very weird!).

Today we went to a cultural village and did some Swazi dancing! Steve was very good at it We are off on a day quad bike tour around a game reserve tomorrow vroom vroom so we are very excited. We are acting like proper shoestring travellers tonight and cooking our own dinner... may even catch some footie at the hostel we think, not sure if this not eating out lark will last for long! We will be welcoming back the steaks before you know it!

 Then we are off round Kruger National Park to spot lots of lions and leopardds hopefully. We are staying in 'luxury dome tents?!'.How tents are luxurious we don't know!

 

We are leaving SA on 16th Jan for Hong Kong so we will give you a full update with pics then.

 Til then, lots of love Mel adn Steve xxx

Val- your message made me laugh so much! Hope the lunch went well, you are like the local care giver! Hope Char's exams go well and that she is back to full bouncing health for the new term at Notts. Tell Stump we want a welcome home party as good as our leaving party! ha ha ha. hOPE mELA'S NEW HAIR EXTENSIONS BRING HER LUCK IN THE INTERVIEWS, ALSO GREAT NEWS ABOUT nmATT AT dISC. oH LOOK i HAVE DONE A sTUMP WITH THE CAPS LOCK! lOTS OF LOVE XXXX

well the stumps are back, jus read val's msg. i did laugh! don't seem to be so focused on the house a s i should be keep watching tele..... sado!! wondered if u had even seen any?? how is the wonder kid the stevie boy?? don't hear much about him ?? guess he is ok? whats happened to my capitals i cant bloody read this ??? i love e mail cos it is free !!!! suits the mum the rate she's spendin !!!! ha ha . bought a new trendy jumper from n look. its long and i've stolen a primark belt which i think i was meant to take back !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha !!!!i think i'm on a mid life crisis of a a new identity???? it feels gr8. maybe when u return you wont rec me at heathrow. i'll have had a face lift and a boob job !!! he he . don't worry about yr inheritance melissa !!!!!!

Went out for a meal wiyh the girls to the spring inn along the a 4. very civilised.we tried to work out men , but found we were creasing up our faces too much!!! they were not worth another wrinkle we reckoned !!! the camera is charged and 2 night i'm gonna take pics of the kittens. molly has a new trick. its sitting on her hind legs and watching footblall. honestly!!! russ sat there calmly while my mouth was open !! oh yes mum,,,,, she's been doing it 4 ages !!! its hilarious.tilly is very lazy and sleeps on yr bed!! but some of yr curtain is hanging down !! offits hooks????? wonder y?? well babiss need to put out the rubbish, and think about the ironing... well it is sun eve!!!!!

 

love u heaps mother stump!!x

Hi you 2. I see from the map you have moved - looking forward to seeing the next batch of photos.  All ok here. Matt & I back to work.  Matt seems to be liking it more at Disc. Channel & I believe is being trained to do editing.  My job the same, but it's such an effort to start hunting for something new.  Mel jobless but going to quite a few interviews with her new hair extensions!! Saw Stump briefly last week & we had a laugh about life in general! She has worked very hard this past month & will never be allowed to leave HOF cause of her greedy cousin.  Sound of Music was fab, you will have to see it on your return.  Char in doing revision tonight & returns to Notts on Tuesday.  We are having the aged one, disabled one and Jesus child to lunch tomorrow.  This will be a re run of Christmas lunch as Nan & Alan were ill over the festive season.  (I suppose I'll have to include Char as well)  For the first time today I noticed it wasn't quite as dark so early in the evening so the days are slowly becoming longer.  Well do fill us in on all your exciting news. Love from Val & Char &  Matt xx

WELL HELLO FROM FREEZING, DAMP AND DRIZZLY, ENGLAND!! GOD WHAT A DAY! BEEN TO THE LEISURE CENTRE AT 10AM MANAGED 15 LENGHTS BUT I HAD A LAPSE BEFORE XMAS DUE TO WORK AND LONG HRS SO WILL BE BACK FIT AGAIN SOON! MISSED IT THO AND FEEL SLUGGISH.DO HOPE YOU HAVING A LOVELY TIME WHEREVER YOU BOTH ARE?I AM TRYING TO FIND NEW MATERIAL 4 THE RECOVERING OF THE DINING ROOM CHAIRS AND ITS BEEN A PAIN , I MAY TRY JOHN LEWIS TOM !! NOT REALLY ENTHUSED BUT I HAVE TO TRY.

I'M ON A MOTHER EARTH MISSION ALL MY OWN COOKING, AND EATING TONS OF FRUIT! MAYBE BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME I'LL HAVE GROWN MY OWN VEG!!! HA AHA! AS I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW ITS SO MISERABLE, . STILL PLENTY OF INSIDE JOBS TO DO.I'VE JUST WORKED OUT HOW TO CHARGE MY BATTERY FOR MY NEW CAMERA. BET U WLD HAVE TAKEN 100 PICS BY NOW. I WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO SEND U PICS OF THE KITTENS AND THE NEW DECOR !!! I HOPE! JUST NO GOOD AT ELECTRONIC STUFF.NO MORE BLACK TIES TO GO TO TILL FEB . QUITE NICE AS I REALLY OVERDOSED ON THEM! FUN WHILST IT LASTED! WE ARE GOING FOR A MEAL AT THE GEORGE AND DRAGON IN WARGRAVE TO NIGHT! ITS LYN'S B DAY! BIT UP MARKET!!!

CAN'T THIMNK OF ANYTHING ELSE LEFT TO SAY, AFTER THE MAMMOTH E MAIL TO YOU!!

HOPE ALL IS WELL. LOTS OF LOVE ... MUMMYX X X X X  X X X X X

 

 

hey there you two. just a short e mail as mummy's eye pies are dropping. still bloody busy. y don't they all go away. bargains still going got a duvet cover and 2 pillow cases 4 9 sqid today lovely!!! keep thinkin should i start a bottom drawer for my daughter!! ha aha. hope yr both well. love and miss u heaps.

love wealthy mum. x x x x

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pics look amazing, very jealous of your tan (the st tropez doesn't quite have the same effect!!). Sounds like you're still having a ball, Christmas on the beach sounds perfect. Look forward to more stories.... xx

happy new year guys....

Pics

Happy 2007!  Hope you had lots of fun!
I was working late/early so didn't go wild, just a few Singstar songs at home! I'm on nights next week so will send proper email with details but i turned big time and am single once again as of yesterday, hooray!
Love the pictures, still miss ya loads
Laura xxxxxxxxxxx

helllooooo,

 Happy NY guys! Hope you having los fun and frolics.

Mel - glad to see you have the requisite travel army combats!!! hehe

love

kat

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