Now in Koh Phangan, venue of the infamous Full Moon Party... basically a sest pit of alcohol and unforgettable antics!

Our accommodation is on the hill side owned by a Norweigan guy who... surprisingly has a young Thai wife! Very common around these parts as long as you have money your gona get laid or have a wife! Our accommodation offers great views of Haad Rin Nok beach where the Full Moon Party is to be held.

A couple of days ago we were planning on going to the Half Moon Party, but Lukey B chundered at 10 and went home, and me and Euge just propped at the bar of a near by pub called 'Chill House' which is owned by two sweish guys who are just happy to party and intoxicate themselves like ourselves! We just talked about shark attacks, taxations and various political issues that we have no background knowledge of, but sounds like a riveting conversation when you have a gut full of the local beer 'Chang'! The next day Eugene finally got out of bed nursing a serious hangover at about 9 o'clock at night!! I think we've found a more devastating beer than Stella, Chang boasts a 6.4% volume and we also were to find out that they have minimal quality control so it could be up to 10% if ur lucky!

A very unnerving experience also happened on Haad Rin Nok beach a couple of days ago when i was happily frolicking in the sea when the current dragged me and Lukey out, along with 3 other girls, that scenario would have been perfect if i wasnt worrying about my life!! Also an annoying part of the story was that the girls were foreign and couldnt understand when I furiously told them to keep on swimming and not to stop. One retarded one had to hold on to my arm so she didnt get dragged out even more... selfish gashment.. and she didnt even thank me, i now wish i'd just gt on shore quicker to grab a beer and watch her struggle like a dog that cant swim.

We are now eagerly awaiting the arrival of Ben & Westy, the partying will step up a gear and laddish banter will re-ignite! So far the experience has been awesome and have since learnt that i must strive to get Lukey with a prostitute or even better.. a lady boy! I think these sort of life lessons are imperative and with Lukeys awesome lady record this shouldnt even look too bad!

Thank you for stopping by you stay classy Britain!